OCOCOL Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 He’s getting married soon. My mother in law recently died and it was her funeral yesterday. The parish priest came round beforehand to organise the service and yes chatting to me and my lass and tells he he’s going to the match. I ask him where he sits and he says he’s in a box .. I ask him who’s and he tells me Jacob Murphy as he knows the family as he went to school with his mam in Birtley many years ago and she’s still goes to mass and has kept in touch. He then mentions he’s doing Jacob’s wedding soon. Anyway after he’s left . The bairn (9 years old) comes down the stairs and I say guess what “Father David’s marrying Jacob Murphy”.. he then pauses for a few seconds and replies “ Jacob Murphy’s gay??” 🤣🤣 obviously I’d used an outdated turn of phrase but it’s telling that he didn’t question the priests life choice! obviously this is highly irrelevant to the topic - but I thought it was canny funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted Saturday at 15:39 Share Posted Saturday at 15:39 Well taken goal. He would have missed that a few seasons ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted Saturday at 15:40 Share Posted Saturday at 15:40 Good fucking lad. I always believed mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nine Posted Saturday at 15:42 Share Posted Saturday at 15:42 Full momentum and confidence now, great to see Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Posted Saturday at 15:45 Share Posted Saturday at 15:45 Is this the best man to have ever lived? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted Saturday at 15:50 Share Posted Saturday at 15:50 Needs a song asap. Unless he has one, then I need to know it asap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted Saturday at 15:50 Share Posted Saturday at 15:50 Let's just take a Zidane song and swap the fucking names. Mizou. Jizzou? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcher Posted Saturday at 15:51 Share Posted Saturday at 15:51 Would've been one of the best RWs in the 90's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smal Posted Saturday at 15:53 Share Posted Saturday at 15:53 1 minute ago, The Butcher said: Would've been one of the best RWs in the 90's. it's been a year and a half now. Time to start considering him one of the best RWs in 2025? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Edgar Posted Saturday at 15:53 Share Posted Saturday at 15:53 Adding goals? Becoming unstoppable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
On the Grid Posted Saturday at 15:54 Share Posted Saturday at 15:54 A goal in his 200th appearance and on his 200th page on here! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted Saturday at 15:55 Share Posted Saturday at 15:55 2 minutes ago, Mike said: Needs a song asap. Unless he has one, then I need to know it asap. To the tune of of Nightcrawlers - Push the feeling on Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to Jacob Murphy By now, Murphy should've somehow realised what Jacob Murphy’s gotta do I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about Jacob Murphy now And backbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in Murphy’s heart is out I'm sure Jacob Murphy’s heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about Jacob Murphy now And all the roads Murphy has to walk are winding And all the lights that lead us there are blinding There are many things that I would like to say to Jacob Murphy But I don't know how Because maybe Murphy’s gonna be the one that saves me And after all You're my Jacob Murphy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BergenMagpie Posted Saturday at 15:59 Share Posted Saturday at 15:59 Theme of Joeline: Murphy, Murphy, Murphy, Murphyyyy Pass the ball and assist Isak howay Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted Saturday at 16:00 Share Posted Saturday at 16:00 Just now, BergenMagpie said: Theme of Joeline: Murphy, Murphy, Murphy, Murphyyyy Pass the ball and assist Isak howay Too wordy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzza Posted Saturday at 16:03 Share Posted Saturday at 16:03 Another top game from the murph Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted Saturday at 17:14 Share Posted Saturday at 17:14 One of the few to come out with any credit today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted Saturday at 19:13 Share Posted Saturday at 19:13 would need to watch the game back but could he have taken a yellow near half way for a tactical foul on the build up to their goal? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted Saturday at 19:15 Share Posted Saturday at 19:15 3 hours ago, buzza said: Another top game from the murph Was ok - bar the goal he didn't do much else. Gave the foul for the second goal and was in the worst wall I've ever seen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted Saturday at 19:17 Share Posted Saturday at 19:17 Just now, duo said: Was ok - bar the goal he didn't do much else. Gave the foul for the second goal and was in the worst wall I've ever seen. What was that all about. There was about a yard between them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted Saturday at 19:19 Share Posted Saturday at 19:19 His cross for the one Isak whiffed in the first half was good too. He's always going to be the kind of player that has one bad moment for every good moment though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted Saturday at 19:20 Share Posted Saturday at 19:20 He stared a fan out today that was giving him shit. Second half when a ball was played to him that he couldn't get near to with ball guarded by one of their big lads. Clearly some fans thought he didn't try hard enough. As he was running back up pitch he kept his head turned - staring, possibly mouthing something too. I wasn't only one to notice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted Saturday at 19:21 Share Posted Saturday at 19:21 1 minute ago, Andy said: His cross for the one Isak whiffed in the first half was good too. He's always going to be the kind of player that has one bad moment for every good moment though. True - but he also shot from about the halfway line rather than try and find Isak later on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted Saturday at 19:25 Share Posted Saturday at 19:25 4 minutes ago, duo said: True - but he also shot from about the halfway line rather than try and find Isak later on Would've been the greatest goal in premier league history tbf, worth a crack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likelylad Posted Sunday at 11:50 Share Posted Sunday at 11:50 Some posh woman behind me in the Gallowgate was giving him pelters from minute 1 to 90. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancrate1892 Posted Sunday at 14:03 Share Posted Sunday at 14:03 18 hours ago, Superior Acuña said: He stared a fan out today that was giving him shit. Second half when a ball was played to him that he couldn't get near to with ball guarded by one of their big lads. Clearly some fans thought he didn't try hard enough. As he was running back up pitch he kept his head turned - staring, possibly mouthing something too. I wasn't only one to notice. Good, because this lad is ridiculously underappreciated. If we'd brought in a player for 60m with Murphys stats this season we'd be lauding them. These are the same people who think Dan burn should run faster and it's his fault he can't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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