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Jacob "The Juice" Murphy


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2 minutes ago, Mike said:

Needs a song asap. Unless he has one, then I need to know it asap.


To the tune of of Nightcrawlers - Push the feeling on 

 

 

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to Jacob Murphy
By now, Murphy should've somehow realised what Jacob Murphy’s gotta do
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about Jacob Murphy now

And backbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in Murphy’s heart is out
I'm sure Jacob Murphy’s heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about Jacob Murphy now

And all the roads Murphy has to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to Jacob Murphy
But I don't know how

Because maybe
Murphy’s gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my Jacob Murphy

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3 hours ago, buzza said:

Another top game from the murph

Was ok - bar the goal he didn't do much else.  Gave the foul for the second goal and was in the worst wall I've ever seen.

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Just now, duo said:

Was ok - bar the goal he didn't do much else.  Gave the foul for the second goal and was in the worst wall I've ever seen.

What was that all about. There was about a yard between them

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His cross for the one Isak whiffed in the first half was good too. 

 

He's always going to be the kind of player that has one bad moment for every good moment though. 

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He stared a fan out today that was giving him shit. Second half when a ball was played to him that he couldn't get near to with ball guarded by one of their big lads. Clearly some fans thought he didn't try hard enough. As he was running back up pitch he kept his head turned - staring, possibly mouthing something too. I wasn't only one to notice.

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1 minute ago, Andy said:

His cross for the one Isak whiffed in the first half was good too. 

 

He's always going to be the kind of player that has one bad moment for every good moment though. 

True - but he also shot from about the halfway line rather than try and find Isak later on

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4 minutes ago, duo said:

True - but he also shot from about the halfway line rather than try and find Isak later on

 

Would've been the greatest goal in premier league history tbf, worth a crack 

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18 hours ago, Superior Acuña said:

He stared a fan out today that was giving him shit. Second half when a ball was played to him that he couldn't get near to with ball guarded by one of their big lads. Clearly some fans thought he didn't try hard enough. As he was running back up pitch he kept his head turned - staring, possibly mouthing something too. I wasn't only one to notice.

Good, because this lad is ridiculously underappreciated. If we'd brought in a player for 60m with Murphys stats this season we'd be lauding them.

These are the same people who think Dan burn should run faster and it's his fault he can't. 

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19 hours ago, Superior Acuña said:

He stared a fan out today that was giving him shit. Second half when a ball was played to him that he couldn't get near to with ball guarded by one of their big lads. Clearly some fans thought he didn't try hard enough. As he was running back up pitch he kept his head turned - staring, possibly mouthing something too. I wasn't only one to notice.


Noticed that. It was against Bassey. There was definitely an opportunity to try and play the ball near the box. But decided against it and then he was the wrong side of the man and the ball. Certainly not worth giving him shit over. But I did think it was a bit odd he didn’t challenge for it when he had the pace. 
 

Side note. Bassey did really well against Isak yesterday. He looks a cart horse at times. But he’s a right unit and probably their best player after Jimenez.
 

The service to Isak was mostly shit, mind. It was also the second home game in a row where Isak and the wide men often stayed high and not as involved. Doesn’t work at all. Especially for Isak. 

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5 hours ago, Mike said:

He is genuinely the most important member of the squad for the rest of the season, if he goes down we are in the shit.

Eh?  You seriously think that?

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8 hours ago, Likelylad said:

High probability of it being her mam, as she also was constantly spouting shite. 


“Well…. I mean…. You know….. Errrm…. Like. Jacob Murphy did kick the ball past the goalkeeper and into the net. But. Erm. He’s just not lush.”

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2 minutes ago, KetsbaiaIsBald said:

Has been got a song yet?

 

this would fit…

 

“That’s Jacob Murphy!”
 

 

 

‘Who’s that lad in black and white

who the fans give loads of shite

that’s Jacob Murphy’

 

Probably need to rhyme the first two lines with Murphy, which could be tricky

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2 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said:

‘Who’s that lad in black and white

who the fans give loads of shite

that’s Jacob Murphy’

 

Probably need to rhyme the first two lines with Murphy, which could be tricky

 

Take the Ando 'Morphy' and rhyme it with Trophy after he cores the winner in the LC final

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