Darth Crooks Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 If there's anything going to happen soon it'll be early next week The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line June 10th, 2019. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. Skynet fights back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Let’s be honest, nobody here has a clue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Little Waster Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 If there's anything going to happen soon it'll be early next week The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line June 10th, 2019. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. Skynet fights back. Does this affect Sky Sports News ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankles Bennett Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 It might be that ash is on the verge of retiring and cashing in his assets hence selling his warehouse for around £120m. When added to £350m that makes a tidy lump sum for retirement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Every day needs a theme to keep the thread going. May I take inspiration from the above and suggest apocalyptic events that may happen before the takeover happens... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Open_C Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 If there's anything going to happen soon it'll be early next week The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line June 10th, 2019. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. Skynet fights back. I always had this vision of a deleted scene featuring an archetype overweight programmer, like that dude off Jurassic Park, sitting in front of a computer going red and frantically pressing escape and control-z Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Little Waster Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 It might be that ash is on the verge of retiring and cashing in his assets hence selling his warehouse for around £120m. When added to £350m that makes a tidy lump sum for retirement. Greedy bastards never retire Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odear Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 I’m not so sure. He’s been on holidays for extended periods over the last few years. This year has not been a good one for him with either SD, HoF or Debenhams. If he cash out with close to a billion, why is it far fetched to think he might be done? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Jumped on the metro as usual but ended up heading into town the long way round due to a delay. Pulled up at Howdon and as I looked out of the window I noticed two magpies. Im sure one of them winked at me and nodded. It had that look on its face "divvnt worry bonny lad, its happening" as it nodded. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Jumped on the metro as usual but ended up heading into town the long way round due to a delay. Pulled up at Howdon and as I looked out of the window I noticed two magpies. Im sure one of them winked at me and nodded. It had that look on its face "divvnt worry bonny lad, its happening" as it nodded. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Jumped on the metro as usual but ended up heading into town the long way round due to a delay. Pulled up at Howdon and as I looked out of the window I noticed two magpies. Im sure one of them winked at me and nodded. It had that look on its face "divvnt worry bonny lad, its happening" as it nodded. Blatant lie. Everyone knows the Metro delay would mean you’ll spend 2 hours waiting for a bus replacement service. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Jumped on the metro as usual but ended up heading into town the long way round due to a delay. Pulled up at Howdon and as I looked out of the window I noticed two magpies. Im sure one of them winked at me and nodded. It had that look on its face "divvnt worry bonny lad, its happening" as it nodded. Blatant lie. Everyone knows the Metro delay would mean you’ll spend 2 hours waiting for a bus replacement service. No, someone had conked out at Byker and they needed an ambulance so the delays were all the way back to Monkseaton. I switched from Platform 1 to Platform 2 after I heard the announcement as I also noticed the time as a 16 minute wait. Its destiny, its happening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Jumped on the metro as usual but ended up heading into town the long way round due to a delay. Pulled up at Howdon and as I looked out of the window I noticed two magpies. Im sure one of them winked at me and nodded. It had that look on its face "divvnt worry bonny lad, its happening" as it nodded. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 It might be that ash is on the verge of retiring and cashing in his assets hence selling his warehouse for around £120m. When added to £350m that makes a tidy lump sum for retirement. I just think, contrary to what we've believed about him, he's probably always had a price and that price has now been met with no or very few conditions. He'll consider £100m or whatever a tidy profit and will look to make more money elsewhere. Let's face it he was never getting more than £100m profit the way he ran the club, this is the best he's likely to ever get and seems like he's taking it. Good fucking riddance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 What on Earth is going on in here Off topic but by God! What a tune! From a cracking album too! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleazy Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 i never thought I'd see a thread that includes the Toon sale, Tesla and Sonias snatch but here it is. And its glorious Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 i never thought I'd see a thread that includes the Toon sale, Tesla and Sonias snatch but here it is. And its glorious The snatch or the takeover? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 5pm today. It is...INEVITABLE. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 5pm today. It is...INEVITABLE. Sheikh Khaled : I am Iron Man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Slightly off topic but does anyone know which fuse operates the alarm system on a 2009 Mazda 6, Sport. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Slightly off topic but does anyone know which fuse operates the alarm system on a 2009 Mazda 6, Sport. more on topic than a lot of this thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Slightly off topic but does anyone know which fuse operates the alarm system on a 2009 Mazda 6, Sport. more on topic than a lot of this thread. Was going to say, there’s no topic any more Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Locking your car with the fob is what arms the alarm, correct? Manually locking the car shouldn't arm it, yes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 would love for it to happen today/this weekend whilst I'm in Montreal for the Grand Prix. Would add a level of fuck off excitement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 If there's anything going to happen soon it'll be early next week The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line June 10th, 2019. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. Skynet fights back. Very good would love for it to happen today/this weekend whilst I'm in Montreal for the Grand Prix. Would add a level of fuck off excitement. Look at me, look at me, I’m at the Grand Prix. Pathetic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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