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Big Mike has got his cock out on a beach in Bermuda laughing till he hoys up into his penis colada while we all sweat on what increasingly looks like a phantom takeover.

 

I cant wait for this to be locked, for everyone's sanity (Not least mine!)

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I’m spitballing here but maybe sales of players and agreement from buyers that these deals and their fees lower the price  (and MA keeps the money from these sales) in lieu of agreeing to advertising rights etc could help effectuate a sale.

 

In other words MA thinks his SD advertising is worth 30m of value. Buyer does not agree. He sells Ayoze for 30m. Agrees to adjust price accordingly and keep said incoming fee or portion there-of. Buyer pays less at closing.

 

Absolutely desperate post I know. 

 

Crossed my mind too Kanji[/member]. Would be a very sensible way of killing any of the add-on type clauses he'll inevitably want. It would, however, raise a fairly large question mark around the buyers resources if they were willing to cede this.

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Big Mike has got his cock out on a beach in Bermuda laughing till he hoys up into his penis colada while we all sweat on what increasingly looks like a phantom takeover.

 

I cant wait for this to be locked, for everyone's sanity (Not least mine!)

 

Doubt it'll be locked, will just change it back to the Mike Ashley thread....the joys!

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I don't go on Twitter, have people just been relentlessly harassing him about the statement? :lol:

 

I get that people are desperate for good news, but do people really think they're going to get anything extra/some sort of exclusive by hounding him?  Or if people are calling it bullshit, at least give it till the end of the week.  Like the whole Midhat Whatsapp carry on, I just don't get it.

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:anguish:

 

Gonna be saying we are great supporters but they couldn't get a deal done, isn't it?

 

Given how the club came out to confirm Rafa was leaving a week before his contract ended, I’m of the opinion any bad news would be broken by the club first.

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:anguish:

 

Gonna be saying we are great supporters but they couldn't get a deal done, isn't it?

 

Given how the club came out to confirm Rafa was leaving a week before his contract ended, I’m of the opinion any bad news would be broken by the club first.

 

Are you saying there's still a chance?

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I’m spitballing here but maybe sales of players and agreement from buyers that these deals and their fees lower the price  (and MA keeps the money from these sales) in lieu of agreeing to advertising rights etc could help effectuate a sale.

 

In other words MA thinks his SD advertising is worth 30m of value. Buyer does not agree. He sells Ayoze for 30m. Agrees to adjust price accordingly and keep said incoming fee or portion there-of. Buyer pays less at closing.

 

Absolutely desperate post I know. 

 

Crossed my mind too Kanji[/member]. Would be a very sensible way of killing any of the add-on type clauses he'll inevitably want. It would, however, raise a fairly large question mark around the buyers resources if they were willing to cede this.

 

Ya or they want to lower their up front investment to spend that cash on players and infrastructure.

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Gonna be saying we are great supporters but they couldn't get a deal done, isn't it?

 

Given how the club came out to confirm Rafa was leaving a week before his contract ended, I’m of the opinion any bad news would be broken by the club first.

 

Yep, it was Ashley who ended the talks with Staveley, then she followed it up with her interview with Caulkin.

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/newcastle-takeover-off-mike-ashley-amanda-staveley-owner-walks-away-talks-a8162916.html

 

A source close to Ashley has said: “It is only right to let the fans know that there is no deal on the table or even under discussion with Amanda Staveley and PCP. Attempt to reach a deal have proved to be exhausting, frustrating and a complete waste of time.”

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The longer they stay silent, yes. I think if they weren’t close to selling, the Rafa statement last Monday would have been the perfect time to say so.

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Gonna be saying we are great supporters but they couldn't get a deal done, isn't it?

 

Given how the club came out to confirm Rafa was leaving a week before his contract ended, I’m of the opinion any bad news would be broken by the club first.

 

Yep, it was Ashley who ended the talks with Staveley, then she followed it up with her interview with Caulkin.

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/newcastle-takeover-off-mike-ashley-amanda-staveley-owner-walks-away-talks-a8162916.html

 

A source close to Ashley has said: “It is only right to let the fans know that there is no deal on the table or even under discussion with Amanda Staveley and PCP. Attempt to reach a deal have proved to be exhausting, frustrating and a complete waste of time.”

 

Yes but BZG are running out of time. The club is a shambles, no manager, no coaching staff, 1 striker, players start pre-season tomorrow. 5 weeks till transfer window closes. They may decide to pull the plug because it’s too much of a risk

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:anguish:

 

Gonna be saying we are great supporters but they couldn't get a deal done, isn't it?

 

Given how the club came out to confirm Rafa was leaving a week before his contract ended, I’m of the opinion any bad news would be broken by the club first.

 

Yep, it was Ashley who ended the talks with Staveley, then she followed it up with her interview with Caulkin.

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/newcastle-takeover-off-mike-ashley-amanda-staveley-owner-walks-away-talks-a8162916.html

 

A source close to Ashley has said: “It is only right to let the fans know that there is no deal on the table or even under discussion with Amanda Staveley and PCP. Attempt to reach a deal have proved to be exhausting, frustrating and a complete waste of time.”

 

Yes but BZG are running out of time. The club is a shambles, no manager, no coaching staff, 1 striker, players start pre-season tomorrow. 5 weeks till transfer window closes. They may decide to pull the plug because it’s too much of a risk

 

Ashley will point out that we have 3 strikers. How many do we need?

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Nah.

"Humbled by the support, still committed and doing everything they can, other factors at play but still hopeful"

 

Yeah probably something that still leaves us in the dark

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How can they release a statement about nothing to release a statement about.

 

Media and radio are silent. Only here and twatter are seething and getting angry

 

Obviously,Twitter has been a great source of information of late. Finger has been firmly on the pulse.

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People need to be realistic here theres no takeover it's not going to happen  we are up against it time wise

 

If BZG were genuinely interested it would have been concluded by now to give them time to settle in and put plans in place for the forthcoming season. As it stands 36 days we have until window shuts and season starts and we have no manager no coaches no goalscorers and a club in utter shambles

 

BZG are in effect paying 350m for a championship club as that is what is certain to happen with or without any takeover

 

That's the reason it's not happening Ashley is just asset stripping as a giant fuck you the petulant cunt he is.

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Are folk still seriously being strung along by this horseshit?

 

"A fee has been agreed"

 

"They're going through the Fit & Proper person test"

 

"A statement will be released in the next 24 hours"

 

"No wait, in the next few days"

 

Just one load of garbage after another from random 2-bit "journos", ITKs and fucking dentists and radio hosts  :lol:

 

Honest question here, at what point do you accept this is all bollocks? How many days? Another week? Two? Deadline day?

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How can they release a statement about nothing to release a statement about.

 

Media and radio are silent. Only here and twatter are seething and getting angry

 

May want to release statement about Rafa as Ashley blamed them in the papers. Remember they only released the 2nd ‘timeline’ statement because the press were questioning the group and their wealth

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Nah.

"Humbled by the support, still committed and doing everything they can, other factors at play but still hopeful"

 

If it was that, whats the delay in releasing the statement?

What would be the delay if they knew the deal was on or off? Seems like they have been pressured into saying something and are waiting for some suitable info to share?

 

Could just also have a charnley of their own that is lax in doing things.

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Are folk still seriously being strung along by this horseshit?

 

"A fee has been agreed"

 

"They're going through the Fit & Proper person test"

 

"A statement will be released in the next 24 hours"

 

"No wait, in the next few days"

 

Just one load of garbage after another from random 2-bit "journos", ITKs and fucking dentists and radio hosts  :lol:

 

Honest question here, at what point do you accept this is all bollocks? How many days? Another week? Two? Deadline day?

 

Think only 3 or 4 people on here still think it’s going to happen to be fair

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