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Mike Ashley (former owner) (still alive)


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Seriously man, wtf has happened to this thread??

 

All of this biscuit stuff and not even one mention of an orange penguin or club. And which freak has a Viennese as his favourite biscuit  :knuppel2:

 

Double chocolate club was an absolute winner back in the day! Then they ruined all clubs by adding more biscuit and reducing the chocolate depth, cunts!

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Top 5 in no particular order:

 

Chocolate caramel digestives

Tunnocks Caramel Wafer

Wagon Wheels

Chocolate Hobnobs

Chocolate fingers

 

Snack of Champions - Cadburys Pots of Joy

 

WHY has no-one mentioned Blue Riband ???

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Ok. Think I can finally skip this thread for the weekend. Not really interested in the off-topic 'topic';right now. Was ok with other topics previously so can leave this for a while now.

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Love a viscount. They’re very cheap now too. You can get double packs for a quid.

 

My missus hates mint so I can leave them in the press knowing full well they won’t be touched ?

 

Odin casually sending press releases out when he's bought some Viscount's from Poundland. Chutzpah.

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OFFICIAL ! ! ! ! SOLD!!!  :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No more cake on the shelves you cunts. All sold!

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Ok. Think I can finally skip this thread for the weekend. Not really interested in the off-topic 'topic';right now. Was ok with other topics previously so can leave this for a while now.

 

Sorry but I fixed my car alarm, there was no need for further updates.

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OFFICIAL ! ! ! ! SOLD!!!  :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No more cake on the shelves you cunts. All sold!

 

Ban this sick filth.

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There is no difference between Cadbury and Galaxy IF you melt it and add some cream.

Then smother it over your girlfriend/wife's boobs and snatch.

Make out your about to go to town on her before suddenly leaving the room...

 

 

.. and letting the dog run in.

 

The screams and swearing are priceless.

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Top 5 biscuits:

 

Tim Tams

Tim Tams

Tim Tams

Tim Tams

and I better include Tim Tams!

 

 

If hot birds like the tim tam slam you know it's good.

 

But there's one biscuit sold here in the UK that is the absolute dogs bollocks when it comes to dunking in hot drinks. Nothing comes close to it. Unfortunately like Caulkins 2nd interested party I can't reveal the name of this biscuit, some things are best kept secret.

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