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Cheers Odin. If you are a bullshitter, you are very good at it.

 

When I’m recruiting I’m a shameless pimp ? I only get a few a year but 17% of what their salaries are definitely adds up quickly. It involves a lot of manipulation as most of these people are generally more than happy in their work at that level and hadn’t considered leaving at all until I make contact.

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Cheers Odin. If you are a bullshitter, you are very good at it.

 

When I’m recruiting I’m a shameless pimp ? I only get a few a year but 17% of what their salaries are definitely adds up quickly. It involves a lot of manipulation as most of these people are generally more than happy in their work at that level and hadn’t considered leaving at all until I make contact.

 

Capitalism kids.

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could be announced today or tomorow from our side as that pl meeting is taking place today

 

Possible but I suspect egg head will stay tight lipped to the press. Hopefully he will slip up.

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Apologies for the generalisation but my personal experience is that recruiters are the biggest bullshitters I deal with in business :lol:

 

Pretty fair generalisation :lol:

 

Thought showers was another, now thankfully defunct corporate bullshit phrase.

 

We always used to print out these (bit old now but you get the meaning) and play bullshit bingo in the opening plenary session with the GM at conference, until some knackered decided to jump up and shout ‘house’.

 

http://i.imgur.com/CqhrV21.jpg

 

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Apologies for the generalisation but my personal experience is that recruiters are the biggest bullshitters I deal with in business :lol:

 

Pretty fair generalisation :lol:

 

Thought showers was another, now thankfully defunct corporate bullshit phrase.

 

We always used to print out these (bit old now but you get the meaning) and play bullshit bingo in the opening plenary session with the GM at conference, until some knackered decided to jump up and shout ‘house’.

 

http://i.imgur.com/CqhrV21.jpg

 

 

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Apologies for the generalisation but my personal experience is that recruiters are the biggest bullshitters I deal with in business :lol:

 

Pretty fair generalisation :lol:

 

Thought showers was another, now thankfully defunct corporate bullshit phrase.

 

We always used to print out these (bit old now but you get the meaning) and play bullshit bingo in the opening plenary session with the GM at conference, until some knackered decided to jump up and shout ‘house’.

 

http://i.imgur.com/CqhrV21.jpg

 

Hopefully thumb heed will ' cascade that takeover information down to us ' tomorrow

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could be announced today or tomorow from our side as that pl meeting is taking place today

 

Possible but I suspect egg head will stay tight lipped to the press. Hopefully he will slip up.

Ashley: Ok Lee, you have your packed lunch, your shirt and tie is looking good, you’re all ready for the big meeting. Remember though, whatever you do, do not tell them that I have sold the club, tell them anything else, but that.

 

5 hours later.....

 

Ashley: What the fuck?

What was the one thing I asked you not to do?

Take that tie off, you look fucking stupid.

 

 

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could be announced today or tomorow from our side as that pl meeting is taking place today

 

how do you know about the meeting?

i read about it last week,annual pl meeting which all clubs must attend,also any club changing ownership has to inform other clubs at the meeting,reasons to me are unknown ,im not one for digging the ins n outs

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could be announced today or tomorow from our side as that pl meeting is taking place today

 

Possible but I suspect egg head will stay tight lipped to the press. Hopefully he will slip up.

 

The press will soon find out when he leaves the meeting, puts his cap on the ground, brings out a battered old banjo and starts busking.

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could be announced today or tomorow from our side as that pl meeting is taking place today

 

how do you know about the meeting?

 

6 June

The Premier League Annual General Meeting is held. This is where the formal changing of the seasons happens. The promoted clubs are formally entered into the League and the Premier League switches to 2019/20 with the league table reset.

 

https://www.premierleague.com/news/1220128

 

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could be announced today or tomorow from our side as that pl meeting is taking place today

 

how do you know about the meeting?

 

6 June

The Premier League Annual General Meeting is held. This is where the formal changing of the seasons happens. The promoted clubs are formally entered into the League and the Premier League switches to 2019/20 with the league table reset.

 

https://www.premierleague.com/news/1220128

 

O0

 

I agree with you on this detail, but there is nothing on the site to suggest that clubs must advise of any takeovers or new ownership. Are we just straw clutching?

 

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Apologies for the generalisation but my personal experience is that recruiters are the biggest bullshitters I deal with in business :lol:

 

Pretty fair generalisation :lol:

 

Thought showers was another, now thankfully defunct corporate bullshit phrase.

 

We always used to print out these (bit old now but you get the meaning) and play bullshit bingo in the opening plenary session with the GM at conference, until some knackered decided to jump up and shout ‘house’.

 

http://i.imgur.com/CqhrV21.jpg

 

 

Take Ownership

 

'Raise it up the flagpole and see who salutes' is my personal favourite

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could be announced today or tomorow from our side as that pl meeting is taking place today

 

how do you know about the meeting?

i read about it last week,annual pl meeting which all clubs must attend,also any club changing ownership has to inform other clubs at the meeting,reasons to me are unknown ,im not one for digging the ins n outs

 

Surely that cant be right. If you intend to sell the club its no business of any other clubs until its done.

 

If that's true, I find it a bizarre requirement

 

 

 

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could be announced today or tomorow from our side as that pl meeting is taking place today

 

how do you know about the meeting?

i read about it last week,annual pl meeting which all clubs must attend,also any club changing ownership has to inform other clubs at the meeting,reasons to me are unknown ,im not one for digging the ins n outs

 

Surely that cant be right. If you intend to sell the club its no business of any other clubs until its done.

 

If that's true, I find it a bizarre requirement

just what i read,should have saved the link really

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could be announced today or tomorow from our side as that pl meeting is taking place today

 

how do you know about the meeting?

i read about it last week,annual pl meeting which all clubs must attend,also any club changing ownership has to inform other clubs at the meeting,reasons to me are unknown ,im not one for digging the ins n outs

 

Surely that cant be right. If you intend to sell the club its no business of any other clubs until its done.

 

If that's true, I find it a bizarre requirement

 

Aye, its a weird one. It's not exactly nailed on that anyone buying/selling a club would be doing it at this specific time of year, to then report it at this meeting.

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could be announced today or tomorow from our side as that pl meeting is taking place today

 

how do you know about the meeting?

i read about it last week,annual pl meeting which all clubs must attend,also any club changing ownership has to inform other clubs at the meeting,reasons to me are unknown ,im not one for digging the ins n outs

 

Surely that cant be right. If you intend to sell the club its no business of any other clubs until its done.

 

If that's true, I find it a bizarre requirement

just what i read,should have saved the link really

 

With the Premier League's AGM used to discuss the future direction of the top flight and to debate crucial issues affecting all 20 clubs, Charnley's fellow chief executives will press for an update from the United MD.

 

The Premier League prefers decisions to be make unanimously, and so the other teams will want to know if Newcastle are set for a change of ownership, or whether the current hierarchy will remain in place for the medium term. (CW)

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Apologies for the generalisation but my personal experience is that recruiters are the biggest bullshitters I deal with in business :lol:

 

Pretty fair generalisation :lol:

 

Thought showers was another, now thankfully defunct corporate bullshit phrase.

 

We always used to print out these (bit old now but you get the meaning) and play bullshit bingo in the opening plenary session with the GM at conference, until some knackered decided to jump up and shout ‘house’.

 

http://i.imgur.com/CqhrV21.jpg

 

 

Take Ownership

 

'Raise it up the flagpole and see who salutes' is my personal favourite

 

Sounds like porn bingo

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Apologies for the generalisation but my personal experience is that recruiters are the biggest bullshitters I deal with in business :lol:

 

Pretty fair generalisation :lol:

 

Thought showers was another, now thankfully defunct corporate bullshit phrase.

 

We always used to print out these (bit old now but you get the meaning) and play bullshit bingo in the opening plenary session with the GM at conference, until some knackered decided to jump up and shout ‘house’.

 

http://i.imgur.com/CqhrV21.jpg

 

 

Take Ownership

 

'Raise it up the flagpole and see who salutes' is my personal favourite

 

The old classic “take it offline” when in a face to face meeting. I feel my blood pressure increase every time I hear it!

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Apologies for the generalisation but my personal experience is that recruiters are the biggest bullshitters I deal with in business :lol:

 

Pretty fair generalisation :lol:

 

Thought showers was another, now thankfully defunct corporate bullshit phrase.

 

We always used to print out these (bit old now but you get the meaning) and play bullshit bingo in the opening plenary session with the GM at conference, until some knackered decided to jump up and shout ‘house’.

 

http://i.imgur.com/CqhrV21.jpg

 

 

Take Ownership

 

'Raise it up the flagpole and see who salutes' is my personal favourite

 

Sounds like porn bingo

 

Reach Out and touch base.

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