Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Chocolate Hobnobs M and S Extremely Chocolatey Milk Chocolate Rounds Fruit Shortcakes Chocolate Digestives Chocolate Malted Milks Best Tea Dunkers EDIT: Also ginger nuts if you're willing to sacrifice some of the taste of the tea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Little Waster Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Shrewsbury's are the crack cocaine of biscuits Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 It's a proper addiction to keep returning to this thread, KNOWING it'll be about biscuits and not the breaking news we're all waiting for Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Little Waster Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dilmah-English-Breakfast-Tea-Finest/dp/B07KTBL141/ref=sr_1_8?crid=1H55ZFT46UPKE&keywords=dilmah+tea+bags&qid=1561114793&s=gateway&sprefix=dilmah+tea%2Caps%2C127&sr=8-8 Greatest tea bar none Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Obviously tea made in the following order (not loose leaf or teapot instructions obviously): * Teabag in cup * Add hot water * Stir to strength * Remove teabag * Add milk to a "He-Man" type colour (or charver lass makeup) * Add sugar if that is your thing * Drink * Dunk biscuits Drink before a dunk ? Absolutely! To ensure the taste is to your liking before you settle down and enjoy your dunk experience. Good temperature test as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 It's a proper addiction to keep returning to this thread, KNOWING it'll be about biscuits and not the breaking news we're all waiting for I think it might be worth voting for a biscuit of choice to chuck at Ashley once this latest takeover goes tits up, I imagine those ginger snaps will be right little hard bastards Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 So, erm, are we supposed to be hearing developments today or not? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Takeover confirmed new owner is Yildiz - Turkish billionaire https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/business/2014/nov/03/united-biscuits-jaffa-cakes-mcvities-yildiz-two-billion-deal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Takeover confirmed new owner is Yildiz - Turkish billionaire https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/business/2014/nov/03/united-biscuits-jaffa-cakes-mcvities-yildiz-two-billion-deal http://i.imgur.com/4oa3AlZ.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Seen some bad patter in my time but that’s Defo up there You might say it takes the.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 In the history of N-O I've never really been one for locking threads until now. Thread is becoming comedy gold, there's fuck all else going on. Lighten up Comedy gold. I wouldn't even give it the wooden spoon. The cringe is off the charts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 In the history of N-O I've never really been one for locking threads until now. Thread is becoming comedy gold, there's fuck all else going on. Lighten up Comedy gold. I wouldn't even give it the wooden spoon. The cringe is off the charts. It's like when Stewart Lee spends 20 minutes doing deliberately unfunny material. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manorpark Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 In the history of N-O I've never really been one for locking threads until now. Thread is becoming comedy gold, there's fuck all else going on. Lighten up Comedy gold. I wouldn't even give it the wooden spoon. The cringe is off the charts. Yes indeed, this has just become a real "classic thread" (to everyone except those who have no humour) as the recent biscuits/chocolate/marmite posts have totally clearly demonstrated the absolute contempt we (most of us) have for the way Ashley and the Club treat us with their arrogant "no comment at all" behaviour. The recent posts give them the treatment they deserve, you could say that we are "taking the biscuit" out of them !! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Animals stirring your tea with the teabag in like. Leave it to brew, otherwise you release the tannins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Animals stirring your tea with the teabag in like. Leave it to brew, otherwise you release the tannins. Tbf I'm a squeezer not a stirrer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Nah, no way. Where do you find them in the grocery store? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
County Durham Mag Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Absolute unadulterated fully blown AIDS. Hundreds of pages of people thinking there is a takeover to now realising there isn't so trying to make light of it talking about biscuits Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Standard Digestive dunked into my mom’s masala chai tea is stuff of pure dreams. Blissful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odear Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Cafe Noir often goes overlooked. A solid performer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
County Durham Mag Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Cafe Noir often goes overlooked. A solid performer. Here he is, the one who thinks it's still happening Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Absolute unadulterated fully blown AIDS. Hundreds of pages of people thinking there is a takeover to now realising there isn't so trying to make light of it talking about biscuits AIDS is curable now though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 CDM is about 5 biscuit posts away from losing his damn mind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 I find this threads current direction offensive as I can't eat most biscuits Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
polkaDot Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Absolute unadulterated fully blown AIDS. Hundreds of pages of people thinking there is a takeover to now realising there isn't so trying to make light of it talking about biscuits A soggy biscuit man if ever i saw one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
County Durham Mag Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 CDM is about 5 biscuit posts away from losing his damn mind I like tunnocks tea cakes, Jaffa cakes, bourbons. Odin almost had me serving a ban again even looking at his profile photo makes me angry Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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