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NUFC song for 2019 season


Johneddy
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I hope it's alright to give the tune to the lyrics via youtube link because the forum rules I have just read state:

 

Fan-filmed videos and stuff from official YouTube channels and Twitter accounts is fine

 

(If not then edit them out admin)

 

 

I dont want to be a mackem

I dont want to be a scouse

I'd rather hang around

Newcastle football ground

Looking for the day when we fuk Mike Ashley

 

I just want to be a Geordie

I just want to see Newcastle play

 

(next bit slower and louder)

 

And when we hit the winner

We wont want any dinner

We'll stay in toon and p*ss the night away

 

 

(shout)  Weyyerbugger man

 

(repeat from top ad infinitum)

 

 

To the soldiers song tune of 'I don't want to join the army'

 

 

 

 

 

Share it about if you like it - we need some new tunes

 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAxNf4yGqiE

 

Hello, Good Evenin, Welcome

To a nothing club.

A no holds barred half nelson

from the CUNT above

The anguish, and the pain, of feeling lost

at the only club that couldn't give a toss.

 

Grab another reject from another haul

of relegated basket cases and bosman laws.

 

So wipe the smiles from off their faces with another fall

take 5 or 6 of the biggest stars to paper the walls

(he painted a wall)

 

The anguish, and the pain, of feeling lost

at the only club that couldn't give a toss.

 

I've teamed up with the protests now

all wor flags are furled.

I want to share my loathing of the odious CUNT

with the whole damn world

The scousers, the mackems, and even Leeds

FIFA, UEFA, CONCAF and the Football League

Reporters, pundits, and Darren Gough

We're the only club that couldn't give a toss.

 

Sit down and they'll keep you up to date

the two fat bastards we all love to hate

The safe seventeenth lovers, that lied

Bishop's two faces, and the lawyer makes five

Pulverised passions, dead tours of china

young uns first game and 1969ers

fanatics and followers, loyal supporters

locked down ambition, no help  from reporters

Goodbye Rafa, Mikel and Ayoze

Salomon and Fabian and everyone who knows it

 

The scousers, the mackems and even Leeds

FIFA UEFA CONCAF, the football league

The reporters, the pundits and Dennis Wise

Hello, good evening welcome, hope you die.

 

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Newcastle. Newcastle

There’s only one united and we’re bottom of the league.

 

Hope you're wrong even though I'm a boycotter on Sunday... in toon but at the pub ... maybe singing my new song down The Old George  :D

 

 

I don't want to be a mackem

I don't want to be a Scouse ...

 

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