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[High Five o]

[Cajun]

We're fucked basically.

[Tiresias]

Yeah we're doomed, might as well get ready for the championship now 

[Deuce]

"Can't wait to play Hull again." - said no one ever.

[MKSC]

Ba will leave.

Cisse will get kidnapped in Africa.

Hatem will sulk trying to force a move to a middle east club.

Coloccini will be shown up for the useless one-paced light weight reject he is.

Santon will go AWOL.

Debuchy won't sign.

Krul will break his hand in a freak masturbating accident.

Titoe and Cabaye will have a training ground spat resulting in serious malformation of Yohan's beautiful face, and a nine month spell at Her Majesty's pleasure for Cheikh.

 

We'll be down by Valentines day.

[Guest Realist]

jan to may 08-09 is some grim fucking reading like, burn this thread to the ground

[matta]

If Cisse,Ba,Cabaye,Tiote,Colo,Krul,Harper,Elliot,Santon,Simpson,Willo,Gosling,Ameobi's,BenArfa,Gutierrez and Saylor all gets long time injuries we will be in trouble!

except that, safe!

[NG32]

jan to may 08-09 is some grim f***ing reading like, burn this thread to the ground

 

No, let it be a reminder to future generations..or next season when people freak out over one bad result. 

[cp40]

jan to may 08-09 is some grim fucking reading like, burn this thread to the ground

 

 

  the bickering in the first few pages is canny funny.

[NG32]

Those first few pages, almost like he crew of the Titanic asking each other if they think the ship will sink 

[Lenny]

Just jumped through this thread up until the day we got relegated, not nice reading. I had us at a 7 right back in the November, but looking back at all the shit that went on that year, it seems almost inevitable we were going to go down.

[joeyt]

9.5

[cp40]

LOL

[Guest Haris Vuckic]

 

10.5

[eliassenfredrik]

Doomed.

[Dave]

http://i.imgur.com/F9V3p.jpg

[cp40]

[Decky]

It's a good job we don't play our second string side every weekend.

[Belfast Mags]

It's a good job we don't play our second string side every weekend.

Dacky pls 

[aussiemag]

There is no way well reach the heights of last year. We picked up alot of points from cracking individual performaces of Ba, Cisse, Cabaye and HBA in respective games. But Im still yet to see us put in a full team performance, apart from West Brom away. The biggest floor in our game was the retaining of possession, we really struggled due to the non footballing ability of the right side of our defence. We havent strengthened like we should have and I can see us having a similar season ability wise. Only Chelsea and Spurs have strengthened. Arsenal have dropped off a little. But the like of Liverpool and Everton are certainly at our level now. With Swansea, Fulham,(possibly QPR and Sunderland) nipping at our heels. Can see us finishing around 7th or 8th. But maybe this downward spiral in expectation of the squad is a good thing and make the season all the more enjoyable. Heres hoping!

[Guest palnese]

[cp40]

5

[Sima]

http://hellogiggles.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/kanye_mood_change.gif

[LesPaul]

http://hellogiggles.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/kanye_mood_change.gif

 

[alexf]

Haven't felt so concerned about a team since the relegation season. Not saying we're as bad but the last two games have been an absolute pain to endure the 90mins.