Mr Logic Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Some depressing reading; ranking the 24 strikers signed under Mike Ashley: http://www.planetfootball.com/quick-reads/ranking-24-strikers-signed-newcastle-mike-ashley/ I've only read Nile Ranger so far and I'm already cracking up. 24. Nile Ranger Nile Ranger scored two league goals for Newcastle and, spoiler, some players on this list did not even make an appearance for the club. However, during his time on Tyneside Ranger got more points on his driving licence than he did goals, spent more time in prison than he did on the pitch, and most of his shots came from imitation firearms. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Sky must have the shittest set of pundits around. All of them are gobshites and haven’t a clue. Starting to much prefer BT now tbh. Used to hate it but I watched our game at the weekend back and Ferdinand, Lampard and even the presenter Jake Humphrey were all spot on. Really good coverage on Saturday. The Soccer Saturday equivalent on BT makes Soccer Saturday look like a MENSA meeting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Thankfully I watch neither. I barely watch any footy actually ha ha so shouldn’t really be comparing! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Sky must have the shittest set of pundits around. All of them are gobshites and haven’t a clue. Starting to much prefer BT now tbh. Used to hate it but I watched our game at the weekend back and Ferdinand, Lampard and even the presenter Jake Humphrey were all spot on. Really good coverage on Saturday. The Soccer Saturday equivalent on BT makes Soccer Saturday look like a MENSA meeting. Never seen the BT equivalent, don't intend to. Soccer Saturday is a brilliant show, if you turn it on at 3pm and off at 5pm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Apparently since becoming a manager Pep has won a trophy every 24 games Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikky Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Apparently since becoming a manager Pep has won a trophy every 24 games Cunt's been quitting and reloading hasn't he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Apparently since becoming a manager Pep has won a trophy every 24 games c***'s been quitting and reloading hasn't he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dabe Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 It's so funny seeing how much they make out of this draw when literally nobody cares Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 The Italian dude clearly wants to be the presenter, doesn't give a fuck about the presenter trying to do his job Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Alexander Hleb clearly does not want to be there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Hleb's reaction when he saw which group Belarus got Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Litmanen looks well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Well fuck you, UEFA. I wanted Finland. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 finland greece hungary estonia cant fucking wait Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Russia can't play Ukraine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Always liked Smicer though, glad he's not dead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 I'm still pissed we weren't allowed to play Finland though, that's the one team I actually wanted Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasper Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 I'm still pissed we weren't allowed to play Finland though, that's the one team I actually wanted Boohoo, you got lucky. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 I'm still pissed we weren't allowed to play Finland though, that's the one team I actually wanted Boohoo, you got lucky. It's not 'cause I think Finland's shit. It's because I like Finland and would be fun watching us play them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Deco is still a handsome fucker, though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Germany France Netherlands, nice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Iceland got an easy group. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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