TheBrownBottle Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 19 hours ago, Paully said: Best I’ve seen up there bar Shearer -can’t believe what’s happened to him! Yep, comfortably makes my all time NUFC XI. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Named in Sweden's provisional World Cup squad, fuck knows why. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Hope his cock falls off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 (edited) Not a chance in hell am I watching that video on that tweet. I fucking wince at putting match highlights in which he scores in on pre match threads. Fucking loved him when he was here. Showing my age here but probably my favourite player for us by far. Thought he had good a chance of catching Shearer’s PL goal record for us (148) if he stayed here long enough. Hope he keels owa before the next bank holiday. Edited May 12 by HaydnNUFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Just accidentally been on the first page of the thread. Fuck you Isak. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. I fart in your general direction. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 3 hours ago, Wilson said: Hope his cock falls off Must be the only bit left tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewboy74 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 On 10/05/2026 at 12:09, TheBrownBottle said: Yep, comfortably makes my all time NUFC XI. Really? Not ahead of Beardsley shirley? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonesJones Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 I still think its really underestimated the impact losing him has had, pushing aside how much of cunt he is in this post. We were lucky to get him and replacing him with anything close to his level was close to impossible. Having him on the pitch did so much for us. Defenders feared him, creating space for others. Teams feared him and couldn't play as attacking, helping our defence. We always had a chance of winning with him in the 11 and the players will have known that. CUNT. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 1 hour ago, Drewboy74 said: Really? Not ahead of Beardsley shirley? My avatar should confirm that wouldn’t be the case No, I’d play three up top Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wmot Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 7 hours ago, Drewboy74 said: Really? Not ahead of Beardsley shirley? Or Cole, or Ferdinand, or Macdonald, or Milburn, or Gallacher..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 (edited) 4 minutes ago, wmot said: Or Cole, or Ferdinand, or Macdonald, or Milburn, or Gallacher..... I never saw Milburn, MacDonald or Gallacher play And Isak is clearly a far, far better footballer than Cole or Ferdinand. For all the ‘rat’ patter, we don’t win the LC without him edit: if Isak is a cunt, then Cole is one too. Unless my lip-reading was wrong during the post-match celebrations at the 1996 FA Cup Final … Edited May 13 by TheBrownBottle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 23 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said: I never saw Milburn, MacDonald or Gallacher play And Isak is clearly a far, far better footballer than Cole or Ferdinand. For all the ‘rat’ patter, we don’t win the LC without him edit: if Isak is a cunt, then Cole is one too. Unless my lip-reading was wrong during the post-match celebrations at the 1996 FA Cup Final … Cole didn’t want to leave to be fair, he was pretty much forced out. the opposite of Isak. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 4 minutes ago, lovejoy said: Cole didn’t want to leave to be fair, he was pretty much forced out. the opposite of Isak. According to KK’s autobiography, he thought he’d been tapped up and checked out long before that And singing that KK is a ‘sad Geordie bastard’ on national telly knocks acting like a dickhead for a move into a cocked hat for me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Just now, TheBrownBottle said: According to KK’s autobiography, he thought he’d been tapped up and checked out long before that And singing that KK is a ‘sad Geordie bastard’ on national telly knocks acting like a dickhead for a move into a cocked hat for me Yeah the Keegan song is poor, but if it’s after he was forced out, as Cole claims, then it’s nowhere near what Isak did. Not in my opinion anyway. Someone is lying between Keegan and Cole, but his Sky interview immediately after signing for Man Utd was pretty revealing imo. Guess we’ll never know. He’s nowhere near Isak levels of cunt for me though. I also think Cole was a better player for NUFC overall, but I can certainly see the argument the other way (the cup win especially). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Cole was a cunt to us playing for someone else, Isak was a cunt to us playing for us, is an easier way to say it I guess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Cole always struck me as a London lad at heart. Even Man U didn't really look like home for him. Nowt wrong with that of course, but it's a bit different to some players who basically fall in love with Newcastle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 2 hours ago, lovejoy said: Cole was a cunt to us playing for someone else, Isak was a cunt to us playing for us, is an easier way to say it I guess. No, that isn’t the reason - it was singing that song at Wembley. Personally, I’m more inclined to take KK’s word over Cole’s re him downing tools, too - or perhaps he didn’t score a goal in his final six games for the club because he just forgot how to shoot … Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 3 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said: I never saw Milburn, MacDonald or Gallacher play And Isak is clearly a far, far better footballer than Cole or Ferdinand. For all the ‘rat’ patter, we don’t win the LC without him edit: if Isak is a cunt, then Cole is one too. Unless my lip-reading was wrong during the post-match celebrations at the 1996 FA Cup Final … Never forgiven him for that! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 31 minutes ago, Wallsendmag said: Never forgiven him for that! Likewise - it’s still incredible to me that he did it. Shitbag move. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Probably already posted by Levi Colwill has played a full 90 this season before Isak and he did his ACL in the first game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 8 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said: No, that isn’t the reason - it was singing that song at Wembley. Personally, I’m more inclined to take KK’s word over Cole’s re him downing tools, too - or perhaps he didn’t score a goal in his final six games for the club because he just forgot how to shoot … What wasn’t the reason? Im lost now 😂 Maybe Keegan is right . Weird play from Cole signing for a new club saying he didn’t want to leave the previous one mind. As I say, I guess we’ll never know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andycap Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 (edited) Was watching premier league year's and Loic remy was class for us on loan. Had it all probably a better all round player than isak. Edited May 13 by andycap Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novocastrian Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 10 hours ago, TRon said: Cole always struck me as a London lad at heart. Even Man U didn't really look like home for him. Nowt wrong with that of course, but it's a bit different to some players who basically fall in love with Newcastle. This, never really seemed to buy into the club. At his peak he was the best goal scorer I’ve seen at Newcastle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewboy74 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 (edited) 19 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said: My avatar should confirm that wouldn’t be the case No, I’d play three up top It would have to be a straight 4 4 fucking 2 for me, with Beardsley and Shearer. Can't and won't shoehorn the rat into me team (even though he was class) Edited May 13 by Drewboy74 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 1 hour ago, Drewboy74 said: It would have to be a straight 4 4 fucking 2 for me, with Beardsley and Shearer. Can't and won't shoehorn the rat into me team (even though he was class) Isak, Shearer, Beardsley across the front for me Though I’d happily play an all-Beardsley XI if the rules allowed (he did play in goal once of course ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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