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Alexander Isak - C*nt (resting his glass bones so he can get properly injured at the world cup)


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21 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

The circle can only be complete when we buy Darwin and he becomes world class. 

 

He's on a free, apparently. Make it even sweeter

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57 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

The circle can only be complete when we buy Darwin and he becomes world class. 

 

34 minutes ago, Dokko said:

 

He's on a free, apparently. Make it even sweeter

 

My God ... can you imagine man [emoji38]

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4 minutes ago, JonBez comesock said:

Wages = No chance 

 

No one is matching Saudi wages. Wherever he goes, he's getting way less than half of what he's been on. They'll have had to pay him off as well. Next move is about the football. 

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I know the physio and medical team has had a bashing on here at times but perhaps they deserve a bit more credit for getting Isak on the pitch and able to do stuff. 

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Couldn't have hoped for much more of a disastrous I Want To Win Everything first season for the deplorable cunt :smitten:should have put another season's effort in and hoped City noticed him

 

 

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Should have shut his fucking mouth and realised he was being a cunt, apologised, and knuckled under with us this season. Now he's been exposed as a complete waste man.

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How it’s turned out for him there couldn’t have gone much better. Only thing is the utter shitshow of a season we’ve had. Wish we’d got him out earlier and secured Ekitike, we’d have probably been around where Liverpool are 

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CRAZY STATS Liverpool have paid €223K for every Premier League minute Alexander Isak has played since joining the club The Swedish striker has played just 700 Premier League minutes so far this season

Per second: €3,714
 Per minute: €222,816
 Per hour: €13.37M
 Per 90 mins: €20.05M

That figure includes the €145M transfer fee PLUS the €300K-per-week wages Liverpool have paid him since joining on September 1st, 2025

 

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11 hours ago, OpenC said:

Couldn't have hoped for much more of a disastrous I Want To Win Everything first season for the deplorable cunt :smitten:should have put another season's effort in and hoped City noticed him

 

 

 

 

He stays another season and assuming his body doesn't shatter like the Stone Cold theme song (big ask, mind) he'd be headed to PSG or Barca this summer.

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1 minute ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Isak and Ekitike have both missed more games in one season, than Salah has in 9 years

Christian Bale Oooo GIF

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2 hours ago, Bunk Moreland said:

Good time to repost this classic with Liverpool customers demanding Hughes and Edwards be sacked for letting Alonso go to Chelsea.

Presumably the Groo/“I’m going to lose my job” nonce lookalike on the Anfield Agenda is in tears now. Classic cartel customer.

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The Football Gods have been ruthless bastards this season.

• Our ridiculous record of dropped points from winning positions 

• Teasing an Arsenal bottlejob but they'll probably win it anyway

• Teasing a Spurs relegation but they'll probably stay up

• Hearts top of the SPFL since September but lose it on last day

• 2x utterly boring, vapid cup finals

• We spend 180m on attacking talent and they're all shit

• Sunderland perform well all season, do the double over us and finish above us in the table

• 2x boring as fuck teams in the play offs final

• The seemingly weekly nonsense surrounding the World Cup 

 

It's a small mercy that they at least made this breadstick impersonator have an abomination of a season. The way this season has transpired, I'm surprised he hasn't won the golden boot and Ballon d'Or 

 

 

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