Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[David Edgar]

Iscuck

[Sibierski]

14 minutes ago, Toon1984 said:

For him to come back into the fold, he needs to ‘throw his agent under the bus’. Sack him and then blame him for being very badly advised and do it publicly. I see no other way back.

If his agent is one of the main drivers behind all this (and the club feel he’s a bad egg), probably will be a “Here’s a new deal, with release clause, but you have to sack your agent as he’s banned from NUFC property”. Don’t accept it, here’s a loan to Saudi where we get £15m loan fee.

[Shak]

1 minute ago, plenum said:

Isak - Isack - Isuck

 

get out of our cluuuub, you sad greedy bastard, get out of our club!

Bear in mind that that’s what he’s hoping for

[Adrian1881]

3 minutes ago, plenum said:

Isak - Isack - Isuck

 

get out of our cluuuub, you sad greedy bastard, get out of our club!

Nope let him rot if his only choice is fu... Liverpool.

[MagPar]

1 hour ago, Nobody said:

See both Eze is starting for Palace despite being heavily linked away. 

He scored just as i read this comment. Spooky.

[MagPar]

4 hours ago, Menace said:

I don't think anyone will match his output last season, but as long as the wingers/midfielders can chip in with some goals and Wissa hits the ground running we'll be fine. Strand Larsen for €30M was a hell of a coup for Wolves - there's value out there for sure.

Kalimeundo for 25 is a fucking bargain. I'm not going to mention him again.

[MagPar]

4 hours ago, Infatuation Junkie said:

I’m happy with us loaning him out to Gateshead or heaton stannington. Paying his wages for the term and him getting fucked over like he has fucked us over

We can't force him to go anywhere in the same way that he can't force us to sell him. 

 

A player is essentially a tool that is used to do a job. We've paid for 3 years to use that tool so we have to get him back in the team and scoring goals for 1 year at least. Then and only then may we allow him to leave. I believe that once he fully realises that the Liverpool deal isn't happening he'll screw his head on properly and play. It'll be awkward and whatnot,but he's not murdered or raped anybody (to my knowledge),he's just been a disloyal cry baby twat. I can get over that if I know he'll be gone next year, I'm sure the club and teammates will feel the same. 

[PauloGeordio]

1 minute ago, MagPar said:

We can't force him to go anywhere in the same way that he can't force us to sell him. 

 

A player is essentially a tool that is used to do a job. We've paid for 3 years to use that tool so we have to get him back in the team and scoring goals for 1 year at least. Then and only then may we allow him to leave. I believe that once he fully realises that the Liverpool deal isn't happening he'll screw his head on properly and play. It'll be awkward and whatnot,but he's not murdered or raped anybody (to my knowledge),he's just been a disloyal cry baby twat. I can get over that if I know he'll be gone next year, I'm sure the club and teammates will feel the same. 

If Eddie and upstairs have decided integration is happening then we should all back that. One more year, 20 goals minimum and off you fuck. Wissa will

keep him benched for a while anyway.

[MagPar]

6 hours ago, Newcastle Fan said:

Talking like Sweden did anything note able in football  

The only notable thing Sweden has ever done was stopping its forced sterilisation crap. It only took them until 1975 mind. Horrible country. 

[MagPar]

5 hours ago, healthyaddiction said:

I'm expecting the moment there is any news we have a fee agreed for Wissa there will be another bid for Liverpool, which will still be well below our value.

Wissa never was an Isak replacement though,he was an upgrade on Wilson. So signing Wissa changes nothing in regards to Isak. If we'd managed to snag a Pedro or etiketoktiki it would be different, but we didn't so its status quo. 

[The Butcher]

3 minutes ago, MagPar said:

The only notable thing Sweden has ever done was stopping its forced sterilisation crap. It only took them until 1975 mind. Horrible country. 

Their failed immigration policy has ruined the country. The amount of gang violence, bombings etc... Crazy stuff.

[healthyaddiction]

4 minutes ago, MagPar said:

Wissa never was an Isak replacement though,he was an upgrade on Wilson. So signing Wissa changes nothing in regards to Isak. If we'd managed to snag a Pedro or etiketoktiki it would be different, but we didn't so its status quo. 

I agree. But I still think Liverpool will still see it as their opening.

[Ronaldo]

The Isak stuff on here is beyond embarrassing mind. ‘We’ll be better without him’, singing songs about him being greedy. Yeah he’s been unprofessional and a twat but get a grip. 

[Emotic]

Just now, healthyaddiction said:

I agree. But I still think Liverpool will still see it as their opening.

And their client media will go into overdrive on it. "Liverpool launches second bid of 115 million as Newcastle signs Isak's replacement.". And leaving the Liverpool fans to comment "They had a gentleman's agreement! You can't keep him! Newcastle had been told since 2022 that Isak wanted to leave for Liverpool in 2025!!11!".

 

The narrative that Isak's price is 130 million (it isn't good financial sense), and that Wissa would be his replacement, has been slowly been fed to the masses.

[Jewel]

5 minutes ago, The Butcher said:

Their failed immigration policy has ruined the country. The amount of gang violence, bombings etc... Crazy stuff.

Ironically, Isak is a part of this immigration policy.

[KennyUtd]

10 minutes ago, Ronaldo said:

The Isak stuff on here is beyond embarrassing mind. ‘We’ll be better without him’, singing songs about him being greedy. Yeah he’s been unprofessional and a twat but get a grip. 

Nowhere near as embarrassing as his behaviour. 

[MagPar]

44 minutes ago, Shak said:

Unreliable figures on the internet I’m sure but a quick google suggests getting 10m or so for a season long loan should be doable, then if they pay his wages too that’ll be another 6m saved.

 

Could also try to outright sell him to Saudi, if the agent really has that much control over him and wants a payday. I know it might not be ideal as selling to a PIF club can’t be used in our squad cost noncery with UEFA.

We cant force him to go anywhere, why dont people understand that? He's already turned down more 600 million tax free from a Saudi club. He wants Liverpool, end of story. That might change next year if we hang onto him and other big clubs find the money next year,but at the moment we either undersell to 'them' or we hang onto him in the hope that he changes his mind about playing. Either way hes totally fucked us. We could just sign Wissa if Isak decided to play, but more likely is we need 2 new strikers. Its guaranteed though that if we fork out on a second striker the cunt will say 'I've changed my mind,and am fully committed to playing'. 

 

I fucking hate the greedy principle free needle dicked cretin.

[MagPar]

40 minutes ago, MagPar said:

Kalimeundo for 25 is a fucking bargain. I'm not going to mention him again.

Forest are already scoring for fun and this guy isn't even through the door yet. Sigh.

[MagPar]

19 minutes ago, The Butcher said:

Their failed immigration policy has ruined the country. The amount of gang violence, bombings etc... Crazy stuff.

A country full of beautiful sociopaths.

[MagPar]

17 minutes ago, Ronaldo said:

The Isak stuff on here is beyond embarrassing mind. ‘We’ll be better without him’, singing songs about him being greedy. Yeah he’s been unprofessional and a twat but get a grip. 

Er......no.

[Shak]

11 minutes ago, MagPar said:

We cant force him to go anywhere, why dont people understand that? He's already turned down more 600 million tax free from a Saudi club. He wants Liverpool, end of story. That might change next year if we hang onto him and other big clubs find the money next year,but at the moment we either undersell to 'them' or we hang onto him in the hope that he changes his mind about playing. Either way hes totally fucked us. We could just sign Wissa if Isak decided to play, but more likely is we need 2 new strikers. Its guaranteed though that if we fork out on a second striker the cunt will say 'I've changed my mind,and am fully committed to playing'. 

 

I fucking hate the greedy principle free needle dicked cretin.

Turkey and Saudi close their transfer windows later than England, which is why I mentioned them specifically.

 

He obviously will hold out for Liverpool as long as the window for them to sign him is open, but once that option is off the table and it’s Turkey/Saudi or go and fuck himself until January then we will see what he thinks.

[Armchair Pundit]

32 minutes ago, Ronaldo said:

The Isak stuff on here is beyond embarrassing mind. ‘We’ll be better without him’, singing songs about him being greedy. Yeah he’s been unprofessional and a twat but get a grip. 

 

[bobbydazzla]

27 minutes ago, MagPar said:

We cant force him to go anywhere, why dont people understand that? He's already turned down more 600 million tax free from a Saudi club. He wants Liverpool, end of story. That might change next year if we hang onto him and other big clubs find the money next year,but at the moment we either undersell to 'them' or we hang onto him in the hope that he changes his mind about playing. Either way hes totally fucked us. We could just sign Wissa if Isak decided to play, but more likely is we need 2 new strikers. Its guaranteed though that if we fork out on a second striker the cunt will say 'I've changed my mind,and am fully committed to playing'. 

 

I fucking hate the greedy principle free needle dicked cretin.

600 millions of tax free sterling pounds  ? 

[MagPar]

4 minutes ago, Shak said:

Turkey and Saudi close their transfer windows later than England, which is why I mentioned them specifically.

 

He obviously will hold out for Liverpool as long as the window for them to sign him is open, but once that option is off the table and it’s Turkey/Saudi or go and fuck himself until January then we will see what he thinks.

It's gonna be a sticky few weeks either way. 

 

We get Wissa hopefully without any hassle but we still need another to cover Isnake. Samu, Vangelis Pavlidis or Clayton, all from the Portuguese league. Emmanuel Emegha from Strasbourg? The players we've brought in have cost significantly less than our main wishlist players so we've got some money to play about with. Plus we'll have the Isnake money in a year (please 🙏 don't cave this year and sell him to Purgatorypool for less than he's worth). What could we get in a year with still 2 years on his contract? Could be just over 100 million or it could be higher if a few big clubs come to the bidding table next time.

 

It's all a headfuck. 

[MagPar]

2 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

600 millions of tax free sterling pounds  ? 

I'm sure I remember reading he'd turned down a huge money offer from Saudi around a month ago. I might have dreamt it though.