Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Beren]

3 hours ago, Jack14Bojangles said:

Before this season, as a German, I hadn't followed the PL very closely. As a Woltemade fan, I discovered my love for Toon.

Since I also think Wirtz is a brilliant player, I watched all of Liverpool's games this season. I'd like to share my impressions of both teams with you.

 

The biggest difference I see is that his teammates immediately integrated Big Nick. They valued him as a person and a player and immediately incorporated him into their game. No sign of jealousy or envy. At Liverpool, on the other hand, I had the impression that Wirtz's teammates somewhat ignored him. He gets passed to far too rarely; if they have a choice between Wirtz and another player, the other player is almost always passed to. I noticed this especially with the three Dutch players.

 

It seems to me that they were jealous and envious because of the hype surrounding him and the high transfer fee. As I said, that's my impression. Now, Wirtz is, of course, a rather quiet player and not as extroverted as Woltemade. Wirtz's teammates didn't give him as great a debut as Wolte's here.

 

So I was able to compare the two clubs well, because I hadn't followed them that closely before. And then I fell in love with Newcastle United.

Great team spirit, one for all, all for one. And you fans are amazing, that's why I'm here now.

 

Therefore, I think that if the player is only interested in having fun playing football, Toon should always be the first choice.

 

 

 

 

Welcome to the forum! Genuinely very pleased to have you and a German perspective.

 

In respect of the bold however, I do think when you know/care about one player (e.g. when you watch a game you don't love but "have" a player in Fantasy Football etc), you do tend to hyper-focus on why they are not more involved.

 

What is the German view of Woltemade's ceiling/potential if you could compare him with an existing or retired player?

[Peppe]

Captain for Sweden tonight. Hope he breaks both legs. 

 

Even as a Swede, I'm rooting for Schweiz tonight 😑

[Smal]

as far as characters go, he'd be at the bottom of the list for who you'd want as a captain, like  

[wfmk2]

Chat GPT5:

 

When Alexander Isak played for Newcastle, how many goals did he score after 60 mins when starting a game?

 

Short answer: 4.

 

Those were:

 

Nottingham Forest 1–2 Newcastle — Isak (90+3′, pen) — started (Mar 17, 2023).

West Ham 2–2 Newcastle — Isak (62′) — started (Oct 8, 2023).

Tottenham 1–2 Newcastle — Isak (78′) — started (Sep 1, 2024).

Brighton 1–1 Newcastle — Isak (89′, pen) — started (May 11, 2025).

 

[GEFAFWISP]

1 minute ago, wfmk2 said:

Chat GPT5:

 

When Alexander Isak played for Newcastle, how many goals did he score after 60 mins when starting a game?

 

Short answer: 4.

 

Those were:

 

Nottingham Forest 1–2 Newcastle — Isak (90+3′, pen) — started (Mar 17, 2023).

West Ham 2–2 Newcastle — Isak (62′) — started (Oct 8, 2023).

Tottenham 1–2 Newcastle — Isak (78′) — started (Sep 1, 2024).

Brighton 1–1 Newcastle — Isak (89′, pen) — started (May 11, 2025).

 

That's genuinely appalling given his overall tally.

[huss9]

fucking hate the ratcunt and cant the sight of him in that red shirt.

 

 

Edited October 10, 2025 by huss9

[gdm]

16 minutes ago, wfmk2 said:

Chat GPT5:

 

When Alexander Isak played for Newcastle, how many goals did he score after 60 mins when starting a game?

 

Short answer: 4.

 

Those were:

 

Nottingham Forest 1–2 Newcastle — Isak (90+3′, pen) — started (Mar 17, 2023).

West Ham 2–2 Newcastle — Isak (62′) — started (Oct 8, 2023).

Tottenham 1–2 Newcastle — Isak (78′) — started (Sep 1, 2024).

Brighton 1–1 Newcastle — Isak (89′, pen) — started (May 11, 2025).

 

I’m shocked by that 

[Nobody]

Just missed a sitter for sweden 

[madras]

4 minutes ago, Nobody said:

Just missed a sitter for sweden 

While doing his ACL ?

[Peppe]

47 minutes ago, Smal said:

as far as characters go, he'd be at the bottom of the list for who you'd want as a captain, like  

No idea what the reasoning behind this is. He did turn into a superstar immediately after joining the scum though, so maybe there's that 🤷

 

 

Edited October 10, 2025 by Peppe

[Fak]

47 minutes ago, wfmk2 said:

Chat GPT5:

 

When Alexander Isak played for Newcastle, how many goals did he score after 60 mins when starting a game?

 

Short answer: 4.

 

Those were:

 

Nottingham Forest 1–2 Newcastle — Isak (90+3′, pen) — started (Mar 17, 2023).

West Ham 2–2 Newcastle — Isak (62′) — started (Oct 8, 2023).

Tottenham 1–2 Newcastle — Isak (78′) — started (Sep 1, 2024).

Brighton 1–1 Newcastle — Isak (89′, pen) — started (May 11, 2025).

 

 

His goal away to Spurs was in the first half. 

[BoSelecta]

Aye I’d be surprised if chatGPT didn’t hallucinate on that one.

[healthyaddiction]

1 minute ago, Fak said:

 

His goal away to Spurs was in the first half. 

No: https://www.espn.co.uk/football/report/_/gameId/704306

[Pablo123]

2 minutes ago, Fak said:

 

His goal away to Spurs was in the first half. 

Fuck you, Alex!

[LaurentRobert]

Can't wait for when the "he's not match fit" excuse loses weight. The eScousers will eat him alive

[Bonobo cal]

4 minutes ago, Fak said:

 

His goal away to Spurs was in the first half. 

The late goal against Spurs was at St James back at start of last season. 

Chat gpt must have put home and away teams wrong way round!

[healthyaddiction]

I found the actual data. He scored 11 goals after 60 minutes. Though 5 of those were in his first season.

[morpeth mag]

8 minutes ago, Fak said:

 

His goal away to Spurs was in the first half. 

It was the home 2-1 win

[Fak]

18 minutes ago, healthyaddiction said:

No: https://www.espn.co.uk/football/report/_/gameId/704306

 

Ah well why's it said we were away for man

[Pablo123]

11 minutes ago, healthyaddiction said:

I found the actual data. He scored 11 goals after 60 minutes. Though 5 of those were in his first season.

Seems like a fitness thing from the lazy cunt.

[Fak]

18 minutes ago, Pablo123 said:

Fuck you, Alex!

 

Looks like I was wrong so it's me who owes him an apology. And a blowie. 

[Jack14Bojangles]

1 hour ago, Beren said:

 

Welcome to the forum! Genuinely very pleased to have you and a German perspective.

 

In respect of the bold however, I do think when you know/care about one player (e.g. when you watch a game you don't love but "have" a player in Fantasy Football etc), you do tend to hyper-focus on why they are not more involved.

 

What is the German view of Woltemade's ceiling/potential if you could compare him with an existing or retired player?

Thanks for the welcome.

In Germany, players like Wirtz, Kimmich, and Musiala are much more in the spotlight. And especially Harry Kane. Of course, the appreciation for Big Nick is also increasing here, but since he's now playing in the Premier League, it will take longer than if he were performing weekly in the Bundesliga.

Not everyone watches every Magpies game like I do. But it's also been noticed in Germany that he's had a great start here and is thrilling the crowds.

 

 

Edited October 10, 2025 by Jack14Bojangles

[Pablo123]

5 minutes ago, Fak said:

 

Looks like I was wrong so it's me who owes him an apology. And a blowie. 

Looks that way, mate

[Paully]

‘Isak is a rat’ sign at the darts 

[Lucky]

Wonder if the hard work he would have had to do under “Howeball” was a factor. Probably thought he could just stand around and finish chances put on a plate for him at his new club.

 

Lazy work shy cunt.