Jonas Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 (edited) Just give the self appointed elite a 10point head start instead of deducting points off everybody else and let everybody else do what they like thereafter. Daft as it sounds it is less messy, more honest and more fun than what they're imposing on football. Edited June 25 by Jonas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 Modern football still doing its very best to alienate almost everyone then so fucking tired of all this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 Manc Ashley says we basically need to rip up the rule book with regards to FFP and PSR, the one thing so far I agree with him about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacus Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 (edited) He's only crying because his own deal was blocked. Waiting for him to nail his own financial rules to the door of Old Trafford, complete with an interview from Lorraine Kelly. Those rules are basically unenforceable imo and leading all clubs to do things they wouldn't otherwise transfer wise, with none of it being about sustainability. Edited June 26 by Abacus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzle Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 1 hour ago, Abacus said: He's only crying because his own deal was blocked. Waiting for him to nail his own financial rules to the door of Old Trafford, complete with an interview from Lorraine Kelly. Those rules are basically unenforceable imo and leading all clubs to do things they wouldn't otherwise transfer wise, with none of it being about sustainability. Do we know how much his other team were happy to get for todiba from man utd? As we should offer it because they wouldn't have a leg to stand on after pretending it's not a related deal 🤣 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Thanks QUIMB, you’ve raised the bar on the forum once again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 (edited) On 26/06/2024 at 13:12, Abacus said: He's only crying because his own deal was blocked. Waiting for him to nail his own financial rules to the door of Old Trafford, complete with an interview from Lorraine Kelly. Those rules are basically unenforceable imo and leading all clubs to do things they wouldn't otherwise transfer wise, with none of it being about sustainability. Can see him walking Martin Luther style and nailing to the PL doors the new rules. The UK tax payer must pay for all Man U facilities Man U are allowed to have any player in the world for free if they want them Automatic qualification for Champions league regardless, because it's Man U Man U can set rules for others but don't have to abide by them...divine right No team is allowed to visit Old Trafford without agreeing to a -2 goal start As we are truly divine our word is gospel and must be adhered to unless it doesn't suit us It has been spoken. Actually Jim does have a slight resemblance to Kuill Edited June 27 by gjohnson Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Hope we have a card up our sleeves in terms of PSR otherwise it is going to seriously hinder our prospects next season if we have to face a points deduction. And if we haven’t, then there is absolutely no way we should be giving the DoF position to someone currently at the club. This would have been the most important thing for a DoF or someone “filling in” to get right. Dan Jobsworth must be enjoying this unfortunately. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Has anyone confirmed that we even need to sell Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacus Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 25 minutes ago, gjohnson said: Can see him walking Martin Luther style and nailing to the PL doors the new rules. The UK tax payer must pay for all Man U facilities Man U are allowed to have any player in the world for free if they want them Automatic qualification for Champions league regardless, because it's Man U Man U can set rules for others but don't have to abide by them...divine right No team is allowed to visit Old Trafford without agreeing to a -2 goal start As we are truly divine our word is gospel and must be adhered to unless it doesn't suit us It has been spoken. Actually Jim does have a slight resemblance to Kuill Glad you picked up on the niche reference and ran with it better. Its made me think that in future, I should make even more obscure theological analogies in general football dialogue, and in life in general. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcnick Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 3 minutes ago, Ben said: Has anyone confirmed that we even need to sell Nope Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Just now, Jack27 said: No mention of selling hotels to yourself ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 2 minutes ago, Jack27 said: Seems a sensible approach to send out warnings intstead of reviewing your strategy, football is fucked with these muppets in charge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 10 minutes ago, Abacus said: Glad you picked up on the niche reference and ran with it better. Its made me think that in future, I should make even more obscure theological analogies in general football dialogue, and in life in general. I'm just happier that none of the inevitable smart arses on here thought I meant Martin Luther King Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 23 minutes ago, Ben said: Has anyone confirmed that we even need to sell I doubt anyone knows Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Although that would be another good one.... In JRs snivelly whiny voice..I have a dream...where the rules don't apply to me, where children from everybackground can hold hands and adore Man U, where no one has to fear being called a glory hunter despite being from Surrey and loving us. I can do this all night lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacus Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 1 minute ago, Jack27 said: Didn't we have a reported £40m bid from Lyon just turned down plus reported interest from Liverpool's new manager for Minteh? If you were to be a more cynical person, which I'm definitely not, you might call it as looking like laughable shenanigans all round. The thing that should bother the PL is that they are now looking to sign off on any deal, whether it's within the rules they set or not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzle Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 28 minutes ago, Ben said: Has anyone confirmed that we even need to sell Maybe we just wanna get rid of some players asap to get signings in very early Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzle Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 19 minutes ago, madras said: No mention of selling hotels to yourself ? They invisible footnote states not applicable to Chelsea Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erikse Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 (edited) On 25/06/2024 at 17:04, Decky said: Apparently we're all swapping players to get round the PSR bullshit. I do laugh at the idea that Chelsea are in with us though, considering they're one of the toxic six. I don't know why they include us in this? Based on rumours? We haven't even traded with any of them yet, and the rumours were not something silly like buying a youngster valued at £1m for £20m. Just throwing us in the mix because of the media myth about us being in some kind of fictional crisis. Edited June 27 by Erikse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Just now, Abacus said: Didn't we have a reported £40m bid from Lyon just turned down plus reported interest from Liverpool's new manager for Minteh? If you were to be a more cynical person, which I'm definitely not, you might call it as looking like laughable shenanigans all round. The thing that should bother the PL is that they are now looking to sign off on any deal, whether it's within the rules they set or not. I long for the days in the mid 90s where journalists just made up rumours cos they had no idea how much money anyone had and had to create stories to sell papers. Thinking back on that statement...sounds just like now just with numbers. Remember before the transfer windows and we were linked with Baggio and/or Del Piero every other week because Alan Oliver was too pissed to do any work and had to rely on whatever Hall and Shepherd said he could write Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 I can't see how fair market value can ever be challenged Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzle Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 2 minutes ago, Erikse said: I don't know why they include us in this? Based on rumours? We haven't even traded with any of them yet, and the rumours were not something silly like buying a youngster valued at £1m for £20m. To be fair I'd haul us in if we somehow got £20m for regens. The fact we only have a few purples worth signing should save us from being mentioned Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokerprince2004 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 This financial expert has been saying we need to sell by June 30th for a few months now. Looks like we've got 72 hours 😬 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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