Sandro Tonali

[OCOCOL]

11 hours ago, Lazarus said:

 

Just seen that

 

Looks like BDB has receded massively over the summer too...

Worst combover since Charlton, R. Formerly of this parish. 

[JLC]

21 minutes ago, OCOCOL said:

Worst combover since Charlton, R. Formerly of this parish. 

His combover was classic - parted one inch above his arse

[PauloGeordio]

[LFEE]

Disgraceful really…

 

 

[BergenMagpie]

Meanwhile the entire population of Paqueta Island is preparing to cash in as much as possible next season

[PauloGeordio]

“won’t be too much longer Sandro my son, I’ll unleash you like a caged up Viking berserker. I want you and big Joe to be pumped and break shit up” 

[Fatwax]

13 hours ago, LFEE said:

Disgraceful really…

 

 

 

If true then it's needlessly punitive. 

[gbandit]

2 hours ago, PauloGeordio said:

“won’t be too much longer Sandro my son, I’ll unleash you like a caged up Viking berserker. I want you and big Joe to be pumped and break shit up” 

“If you want the arm bands who am I to argue? Mad Dog, go fetch Sandro the Batman arm bands”

[PauloGeordio]

7 minutes ago, gbandit said:

“If you want the arm bands who am I to argue? Mad Dog, go fetch Sandro the Batman arm bands”

[1964]

4 hours ago, PauloGeordio said:

“won’t be too much longer Sandro my son, I’ll unleash you like a caged up Viking berserker. I want you and big Joe to be pumped and break shit up” 

"I want you to put these on every time you walk past a bookies"

[SteV]

3 hours ago, Fatwax said:

 

If true then it's needlessly punitive. 

It also seems unviable.

 

By definition, if it’s behind closed doors, how is anyone going to know if he’s played?

[Keegans Export]

40 minutes ago, SteV said:

It also seems unviable.

 

By definition, if it’s behind closed doors, how is anyone going to know if he’s played?

It says in the pre-season thread that although it was behind closed doors it still has to be registered with each clubs respective FAs so they can't do it on the sly.

[Groundhog63]

3 hours ago, gbandit said:

“If you want the arm bands who am I to argue? Mad Dog, go fetch Sandro the Batman arm bands”

Kid I used to work with had a family holiday once and his laddie was clarting about at the pool. Getting on everyone's tits. At some point the bairn took his inflatable arm bands off and put them on his ankles. Tells his Dad he's going to jump in. 

He just shrugged his shoulders and said "crack on son but you'll regret it" 

Cue, an upside down boy that Dad had to jump in and rescue 😂

[Groundhog63]

50 minutes ago, SteV said:

It also seems unviable.

 

By definition, if it’s behind closed doors, how is anyone going to know if he’s played?

It's not the Alphabet League of a Sunday

 

 

Edited 3 hours ago by Groundhog63

[MagMal]

19 minutes ago, Groundhog63 said:

Kid I used to work with had a family holiday once and his laddie was clarting about at the pool. Getting on everyone's tits. At some point the bairn took his inflatable arm bands off and put them on his ankles. Tells his Dad he's going to jump in. 

He just shrugged his shoulders and said "crack on son but you'll regret it" 

Cue, an upside down boy that Dad had to jump in and rescue 😂

Yep did that once, nearly drowned in the baby pool, had to save myself and learned a life lesson!, also don't dig deep holes in the sand when the tide comes in 🤣

[Groundhog63]

2 minutes ago, MagMal said:

Yep did that once, nearly drowned in the baby pool, had to save myself and learned a life lesson!, also don't dig deep holes in the sand when the tide comes in 🤣

All of us lot from graft went to a colleagues gaff in Otterburn for a BBQ. Families etc etc, all camped out on his field. 

Same pool Dad and same bairn involved. 

Laddie being a pest so Dad throws a 20p coin into the beer tub full of ice, water and bottles. 

Kid fishes it out but it took a while. So his Dad starts throwing more coins in. One by one. 

By the end the bairn had a few quid but his entire arm was blue

[Vaj]

Still find it absolutely ridiculous that the ban carries on for three games into the new season. Benefits absolutely nobody! 

[Tiresias]

Its not meant to benefit anyone (apart from promote following the rule) it's a punishment. Could argue should be tied to the season but then how far though the season do you allow in leeway? Its a years ban essentially makes sense. 

 

I mean i do get annoyed seeing shorter bans on racism etc, but there is huge amount of money around in the criminal underworld around betting so i do understand why football is so hardline on integrity, even if there's no suggestion tonali was actually fixing games. 

 

 

Edited 2 hours ago by Tiresias

[pedro111]

10 minutes ago, Vaj said:

Still find it absolutely ridiculous that the ban carries on for three games into the new season. Benefits absolutely nobody! 

 

Nobody but the Cartel.

[TBG]

"500k watch eh Sandro. Not water proof though is it Sandro. Pathetic. "

[ScottishMagpie]

7 hours ago, PauloGeordio said:

“won’t be too much longer Sandro my son, I’ll unleash you like a caged up Viking berserker. I want you and big Joe to be pumped and break shit up”