Yoane Wissa

[oldtype]

Funniest outcome would be both Isak and Wissa deals off because Liverpool fucked up the paperwork. (Funny, not good).

[The Butcher]

Got to find some old cunt in the street to tell Wissa that "Nicassel's in me blood" and all that nonsense.

[Moose]

[alexf]

1 minute ago, Gawalls said:

Knowing us it’ll be “now we’ve done the photos let’s crack on with the paperwork”

Surprised there is anyone in the club that knows what a deal sheet is. They are all covering roles they aren't familiar with.

 

Why am I nervous 

[McDog]

3 minutes ago, Parsley said:

Downie just said he's in the stadium doing media, all sounds fine. 

 

 

I expect Wissa isn't the runner delivering the paperwork to the league office.

[Paulinho]

Just now, The Butcher said:

Got to find some old cunt in the street to tell Wissa that "Nicassel's in me blood" and all that nonsense.

Nicassel? What accent are you going for there?

[CPL]

1 minute ago, oldtype said:

Funniest outcome would be both Isak and Wissa deals off because Liverpool fucked up the paperwork. (Funny, not good).

Not really 

[relámpago blanco]

1 minute ago, CPL said:

Not really 

I think we sign Wissa either way, doesnt matter if Isak goes Jan or now from a PSR perspective.

[RodneyCisse]

How come no one got a pic of him being helicoptered in?

[nemtizz]

7 minutes ago, Parsley said:

Downie just said he's in the stadium doing media, all sounds fine. 

How would Fak know

[Gawalls]

1 minute ago, relámpago blanco said:

I think we sign Wissa either way, doesnt matter if Isak goes Jan or now from a PSR perspective.

Pretty sure SSN said Isak has left the ground now to fly to Sweden and it’s believed he’s now a Liverpool player.

[1964]

3 minutes ago, alexf said:

Surprised there is anyone in the club that knows what a deal sheet is. They are all covering roles they aren't familiar with.

 

Why am I nervous 

  you can almost hear our transfer team collectively saying..... de...al.......sh...eet....  and looking at each other blankly

[Collage]

5 minutes ago, oldtype said:

Funniest outcome would be both Isak and Wissa deals off because Liverpool fucked up the paperwork. (Funny, not good).

Funniest, and good, would be Wissa on, Isak off

[relámpago blanco]

Just now, Gawalls said:

Pretty sure SSN said Isak has left the ground now to fly to Sweden and it’s believed he’s now a Liverpool player.

Im sure he is.

[STM]

2 minutes ago, RodneyCisse said:

How come no one got a pic of him being helicoptered in?

Because Wissa can't fly a helicopter at night 

[oldtype]

7 minutes ago, alexf said:

Surprised there is anyone in the club that knows what a deal sheet is. They are all covering roles they aren't familiar with.

 

Why am I nervous 

We’ve signed five other players this summer I think we know what a deal sheet is  

[MagPar]

Sounds like there is only a diminutive chance that we'll need to buy laxatives or sore bum cream. He's in the building getting pics done and whatnot. Should be fine.

[Peppe]

37 minutes ago, Keegans Export said:

Head polish then

 

[Mountain]

7 minutes ago, McDog said:

 

 

I expect Wissa isn't the runner delivering the paperwork to the league office.

 

 

He's resting right now anyway.

 

He drove alllllllll night to see the Toon!

[Gawalls]

Just now, oldtype said:

We’ve signed five other players this summer I think we know what a deal sheet is  

Didn’t need them when the window was still open.

[alexf]

Just now, oldtype said:

We’ve signed five other players this summer I think we know what a deal sheet is  

It was a poor tongue in cheek joke because I'm slightly nervous the rest of our season might rest on whether we get this done in time. 

[Mountain]

 

[Gawalls]

1 minute ago, MagPar said:

Sounds like there is only a diminutive chance that we'll need to buy laxatives or sore bum cream. He's in the building getting pics done and whatnot. Should be fine.

“You did send the email didn’t you?”, “weren’t you sending it?”

[McDog]

Just now, Mountain said:

 

 

He's resting right now anyway.

 

He drove alllllllll night to see the Toon!

 

 

Hat's off to the lad. Not many people would attempt the dangerous Brentford to Newcastle route.

[relámpago blanco]

1 minute ago, McDog said:

 

 

Hat's off to the lad. Not many people would attempt the dangerous Brentford to Newcastle route.

I worked in brentford for a week when I lived in Carshalton.  Worst commute ever.  3-4 hours and I dont know but 10/20 miles as the crow flies