Nick Woltemade

[WelshToon]

Hello muddah 

Hello Faddah

Here i am at

Woltemade

 

 

[relámpago blanco]

2 minutes ago, WelshToon said:

Hello muddah 

Hello Faddah

Here i am at

Woltemade

 

 

Marge, did we just sign Woltemade

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6 minutes ago, La Parka said:

He is a 10.

 

But Gordon is training to be a Bellamy regen. 

Best as CF for goal returns 102 starts at CF 57 goals throughout his career

[TBG]

Worrying lack of updates this morning 

[jarralad]

This was our plan all along, try and sign everyone we didn't want in order for other clubs to swoop in and stop us. Then when they all have strikers we make the move on the one we want, genius 

[gazza ladra]

 Positive discussion on Woltemade.

 

 

Sounds like Bayern were trying to lowball Stuttgart and relying on Woltemade to throw an Isak fit.

[Guest]

13ft of German this window.

[John P]

People aren't actually expecting him to be involved against Leeds surely? He's probably not even going to be able to train, let alone work on all the pressing triggers and patterns of play etc

[RodneyCisse]

Give him the 13!

 

Targett redemption ark.

[Dr. TC]

Just now, John P said:

People aren't actually expecting him to be involved against Leeds surely? He's probably not even going to be able to train, let alone work on all the pressing triggers and patterns of play etc

Ten minutes at the end unless we're drawing I think. 

[The Butcher]

Just now, John P said:

People aren't actually expecting him to be involved against Leeds surely? He's probably not even going to be able to train, let alone work on all the pressing triggers and patterns of play etc

It's football, not brain surgery. Hoy him in from start imo.

[Steve Charlton]

1 hour ago, sushimonster85 said:

Wild these negotiations could have been going on that long with no journo getting the scoop till it was pretty much done. 

Who broke the news?

[Fak]

2 minutes ago, Steve Charlton said:

Who broke the news?

 

Me, page 1 of this thread.

[Displayname]

Just now, John P said:

People aren't actually expecting him to be involved against Leeds surely? He's probably not even going to be able to train, let alone work on all the pressing triggers and patterns of play etc

He will play if he gets signed in time.

[Steve Charlton]

1 minute ago, John P said:

People aren't actually expecting him to be involved against Leeds surely? He's probably not even going to be able to train, let alone work on all the pressing triggers and patterns of play etc

Remember Tino Asprilla coming on to change the game v Boro,I think that was within 48hrs

[Guest]

Not sure he’s as good in the air as tino was.

[adamjk007]

Hope we get him registered in time for tomorrow! what a boost that will give the team!

[AyeDubbleYoo]

24 minutes ago, nemtizz said:

Looks like a #10 in most of his clips.

He’s definitely not your traditional target man, guess his size will make people misunderstand for a few weeks. 
 

Also think Eddie will have him on the Joelinton diet and he’ll get a lot more comfortable battering defenders. 
 

FWIW there are a few good headers on his highlights as well. 
 

Ideally I probably would give him the 9 shirt unless he really wants it. 

[Rosenrot]

Absolutely buzzing about this

[geordiesteve710]

10 hours ago, Lush Vlad said:

Right. Playlist for tomorrow. 
 

Rammstein 

Kraftwerk

Kyau & Albert

Enigma

Hans Zimmer 

 

Any others? 

Munchner Freiheit

Nena

Peter Schilling

 

As well as the hit classic...

[Mole]

1 minute ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

He’s definitely not your traditional target man, guess his size will make people misunderstand for a few weeks. 
 

Also think Eddie will have him on the Joelinton diet and he’ll get a lot more comfortable battering defenders. 
 

FWIW there are a few good headers on his highlights as well. 
 

Ideally I probably would give him the 9 shirt unless he really wants it. 

Tbf he doesn't seem to shy away from the physical challenge at all. Seems to enjoy the whole back to goal and bringing people in part.

 

That's a different skillset than being good at scoring with your head.

[La Parka]

Yo

 

We have our own

Big

Fucking

German 

[Cronky]

What an unbelievable signing. I saw him at the Under 21s, and I've just checked out a Youtube compilation.

 

He's immensely strong. Defenders were grabbing his shirt, his arms, his shoulders, doing everything but shoot him, and he was just shrugging them off. He was literally head and shoulders above everyone with his headed goals - he'll be great in combination with Elanga and Gordon. For a big lad, he's got very quick feet, and he can shoot. He's even got pace.

 

I think he'll prove to be a better signing than any of the strikers that we missed out on. All round, he may turn out to be better than Isak.

[geordiesteve710]

1 hour ago, elbee909 said:

The name Woltemade is a Low German form of the name Woltemate, which means "light-hearted" or "of a good disposition." It originates from Germany and is connected to the Germanic words for "well" or "good" and "mind" or "disposition."

 

Isak, on the other hand, means 'frickin' arsehole'

 

"Walter Mitty" it is then (for me.)

[1964]

Did his plane land, it was being monitored as i went to bed