Nick Woltemade

[Scoot]

29 minutes ago, High Five o said:

Like Howe would ever say otherwise.

 

It might be correct, but for all we know it can all be done by now and I he starts tomorrow.

Howe does not give away shit like this to the press.

 

Exactly what I've been thinking 

[FloydianMag]

1 minute ago, Shelveys Hair said:

Needs a work permit surely?

I understand there’s a fast track system in place for football.

[Kilcline]

1 minute ago, FloydianMag said:

I understand there’s a fast track system in place for football.

That may be true but we'd still be snookered by the scouser in the work permit office 

[Matt1892]

30 minutes ago, Miggys First Goal said:

Also, can this transfer be used as an example of why we shouldn’t do deals with PL teams. How long have we been trying for Wissa and JSL? This deal gets done so quickly that not one journalist knew about it. 
 

Stick with buying from other countries. 

How long were we negotiating for Šeško compared to Jacob Ramsey?

[FloydianMag]

Just now, Kilcline said:

That may be true but we'd still be snookered by the scouser in the work permit office 

Aye, have my suspicions about where Yvette Coopers football loyalties are.

[WinstonFC]

3 minutes ago, Matt1892 said:

How long were we negotiating for Šeško compared to Jacob Ramsey?

Exactly, deals get done far quicker with a willing seller. Doesn't matter if its in the PL, abroad or on Mars.

[alexf]

How can you be the same size as Dan Burn and be so much quicker and elegant with the ball. Defies physics.

[Lordshola]

This cunt had his medical yet?

[1964]

42 minutes ago, Hanshithispantz said:

Tonali is made up purely of bollocks and testosterone.

With a hefty dose of suave 

[Mr Misery]

8 minutes ago, Kilcline said:

That may be true but we'd still be snookered by the scouser in the work permit office 

Scouser would do well to fast track it if he's a red.

[Kilcline]

3 minutes ago, Mr Misery said:

Scouser would do well to fast track it if he's a red.

That's a good point, different dynamics to the CEO appointment 

[KennyUtd]

8 minutes ago, alexf said:

How can you be the same size as Dan Burn and be so much quicker and elegant with the ball. Defies physics.

Quicker and more elegant than BDB???

Are you on crack?

[Displayname]

10 minutes ago, alexf said:

How can you be the same size as Dan Burn and be so much quicker and elegant with the ball. Defies physics.

Usain Bolt is the same hight.. Probably wasn't that elegant on the ball though

[Toon No9]

9 minutes ago, alexf said:

How can you be the same size as Dan Burn and be so much quicker and elegant with the ball. Defies physics.

To Burns defence, he's 10 years older.

[alexf]

9 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

Quicker and more elegant than BDB???

Are you on crack?

[TK-421]

Hope he's better at attacking the ball with his nappa than BDB. Compilation vids on YT only show about 3 headed goals from Big Nick!

[Coffee_Johnny]

1 hour ago, Interpolic said:

 

his mam and da both trying to claim credit for his dribbling skills 

Standard. 

[Facundo Ferreyra]

1 hour ago, Gola said:

He seems nice too. Isak always felt cold. Amazing footballer obvs, but cold.

 

I loved that most of the articles about Isak used the same photo, which I thought made him look like an evil villain

 

[TaylorJ_01]

Can't say I know anything about Woltemade, and it feels like a very high fee.

 

Fee aside, he does look quite good and unique. Surprisingly agile and quick, good finisher and positioning. He looks a little clumsy in that way all 6ft+ strikers look - Peter Crouch always looked like a giant spider but in reality was very neat and good on the ball, it just looked odd.

[Slim]

I also seen today that he didn't turn down by in Munich. He agreed personal terms but Bayern Munich wouldn't pay the 70 million or whatever they wanted

 

 

Edited August 29, 2025 by Slim

[mofo]

He's got a 95 card of Fifa, going to be mint!! 

[JT24]

2 minutes ago, Slim said:

I also seen today that he didn't turn down by in Munich. He agreed personal terms but Bayern Munich wouldn't pay the 70 million or whatever they wanted

 

 

 

Doesn’t fit the agenda so kindly delete this. 

[Craig]

Think he's a safe option, he does well for us we've got a star on our hands, he doesn't a team in Germany probably buys him off us for not far of what we've paid.

[Kimbo]

So the idea that promising young players won’t sign for us because of how Isak has been treated was as much bollocks as it sounded.

[OverThere]

Just now, Kimbo said:

So the idea that promising young players won’t sign for us because of how Isak has been treated was as much bollocks as it sounded.

All he has to do is have an agreed release clause