Nick Woltemade

[Holloway]

he's not a clinical finisher, but he's a hell of an asset to this team

[RodneyCisse]

2 minutes ago, Holloway said:

he's not a clinical finisher, but he's a hell of an asset to this team

He’ll get better with time too, we’ve stuck gold.

[andycap]

He's not had many chances of late for us so we can forgive him for the misses today he seemed to snatch at the second effort that Donnarumma saved. I think he could be an absolute beast in a few years time like Duncan Ferguson big strong and a handful but with shearers finishing. 

[Danh1]

Just seen the highlights back. In real time I was disappointed with the second but the defender has kind of forced him to hit it to his left. Whilst he could’ve done better, it isn’t as bad a miss as it looked from where I was sat. Isak may have buried it but then again, Isak would also try some cocky shit at times when one on one.

 

The head was unlucky - was fairly central for the keeper but he done very well to get down for it, would’ve beaten other keepers.

 

The third one was again fairly central. He got a shot on target though and with good pace, so I think he’s been unlucky really. If we continue creating chances like that for him he’ll score a fucking hatful. I love him.
 

Don’t think any are shocking misses - whereas I’d say Barnes’ two chances in the first half were. Obviously redeemed himself. 

 

 

Edited November 23, 2025 by Danh1

[McDog]

3 minutes ago, Danh1 said:

Just seen the highlights back. In real time I was disappointed with the second but the defender has kind of forced him to hit it to his left. Whilst he could’ve done better, it isn’t as bad a miss as it looked from where I was sat. Isak may have buried it but then again, Isak would also try some cocky shit at times when one on one.

 

The head was unlucky - was fairly central for the keeper but he done very well to get down for it, would’ve beaten other keepers.

 

The third one was again fairly central. He got a shot on target though and with good pace, so I think he’s been unlucky really. If we continue creating chances like that for him he’ll score a fucking hatful. I love him.
 

Don’t think any are shocking misses - whereas I’d say Barnes’ two chances in the first half were. Obviously redeemed himself. 

 

 

 

 

1000%. Isak would have made 20 touches and rolled it out for a goal kick. He did that way too often. Great goal scorer he but when he went in on goal alone he turned into a fucking meathead.

[Danh1]

6 minutes ago, McDog said:

 

1000%. Isak would have made 20 touches and rolled it out for a goal kick. He did that way too often. Great goal scorer he but when he went in on goal alone he turned into a fucking meathead.

Aye, mental. Some of his finishes were class - but then he had the tendency to fuck about as well. 

[Ronson333]

Trust me we’ve struck gold! He’s a baby Zlatan, we’ll see it over the next few seasons. There’s a reason why Bayern only wanted him, and their press carry on since… Fuck them all, he’s ours and can truly be a legend for us given time.

 

 

Edited November 23, 2025 by Ronson333

[Danh1]

8 minutes ago, Ronson333 said:

Trust me we’ve struck gold! He’s a baby Zlatan, we’ll see it over the next few seasons. There’s a reason why Bayern only wanted him, and their press carry on since… Fuck them all, he’s ours and can truly be a legend for us given time.

 

 

 

It’s mad because he’s only really came on the scene properly within the last year but looks class already. If he stays injury free and continues getting better we could have a beast on our hands. 

[Kanj]

Unplayable in the air in the box 

[madras]

2 minutes ago, Danh1 said:

It’s mad because he’s only really came on the scene properly within the last year but looks class already. If he stays injury free and continues getting better we could have a beast on our hands. 

He already looks stronger, quicker and more able to last 90 than when he first came. He's nowhere near what he can be yet and won't be until we can play him at his strengths. With Hall and Tino coming back and forward support its looking exciting.

[Danh1]

6 minutes ago, madras said:

He already looks stronger, quicker and more able to last 90 than when he first came. He's nowhere near what he can be yet and won't be until we can play him at his strengths. With Hall and Tino coming back and forward support its looking exciting.

Absolutely. I bet he is delighted to have made the move even though we haven’t been great as a team. 

[Fenham Mag]

He's going to score a shit tonne of headers going forward. 

[Jack14Bojangles]

1 hour ago, Danh1 said:

Absolutely. I bet he is delighted to have made the move even though we haven’t been great as a team. 

Absolutely. Nick feels really comfortable here. He's very clear in his analyses and knows perfectly well that the whole environment here is great for him. He'll be a toon for many years to come.

[madras]

2 minutes ago, Jack14Bojangles said:

Absolutely. Nick feels really comfortable here. He's very clear in his analyses and knows perfectly well that the whole environment here is great for him. He'll be a toon for many years to come.

Like that you class "here" that way 

[Ronson333]

1 hour ago, Ronson333 said:

Trust me we’ve struck gold! He’s a baby Zlatan, we’ll see it over the next few seasons. There’s a reason why Bayern only wanted him, and their press carry on since… Fuck them all, he’s ours and can truly be a legend for us given time.

 

 

 

Many clubs don’t get this lucky, we’ve won the lottery. Once he’s had a proper break we’ll see the best of him. Probably next season when we see the beast Eddie Has engineered 

[madras]

Just now, Ronson333 said:

Many clubs don’t get this lucky, we’ve won the lottery. Once he’s had a proper break we’ll see the best of him. Probably next season when we see the beast Eddie Has engineered 

Its not luck, see Isak, Hall, Tino, we overpaid for them all.

[GOTONEW]

Their keeper was at the top of his game, TBF.

 

He'd have scored all his chances against a slightly lesser goalie. IMHO.

 

He was getting into so many good positions, it did nothing but fill me with confidence.

[McDog]

25 minutes ago, madras said:

Its not luck, see Isak, Hall, Tino, we overpaid for them all.

 

 

You missed Thiaw. Massively overpaid.

[rebelrouser]

Murphy's crosses were brilliant. He was not replaced this summer.  Bruno had some really nice passes. Glad the long sleeves are a thing.  I wish i had ordered that instead of the short sleeve home.

[Rich]

[Miggys First Goal]

Fucking signing this was. 

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

[SteveM]

What a delicious little chip… that was sexy 

[KetsbaiaIsBald]

Fantastic finish.  What’s the name of the skinny Swedish guy again?

[Pilko]

Think I might have came all in my pants at that goal and I wasn't even at half bat. Ridiculous finish.