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Newcastle United 1-1 Barcelona (10/03/26) | post-match from pg. 43


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12 minutes ago, GeordieDazzler said:

Got to protect the brand marra

Aye when I found out it would be a ban if he got booked it all made sense. The cunt shouldn't be playing next week so you know already what's gonna happen......an own goal reet off his arse end!

 

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5 hours ago, KennyUtd said:

I haven't listened before but thought I'd give it a go after your "recommendation". You're bag on like. That fucking voice would drive you insane. Lasted 5 minutes and had to turn it off. Ear aids indeed.

My mate reckons she's a bit of a looker though. I've never seen her so can't comment. 

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54 minutes ago, Drewboy74 said:

My mate reckons she's a bit of a looker though. I've never seen her so can't comment. 

Me neither but she'd need to be absolutely stunning to get me to ignore the voice like. 😁

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2 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

Me neither but she'd need to be absolutely stunning to get me to ignore the voice like. 😁

I'm sure you could use something to keep her from talking :lol:

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17 minutes ago, Drewboy74 said:

I'm sure you could use something to keep her from talking :lol:

You're not allowed to punch women in the mouth before sex anymore. I learned that the hard way. 

 

 

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Fucking gutting being seconds away of beating Barcelona in the Champions League and then going to Spain for your 50th birthday two days later :lol: Don't think i've ever seen a ref give a penalty quicker the fucking arsehole [emoji38]

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18 minutes ago, ste_ne24 said:

Fucking gutting being seconds away of beating Barcelona in the Champions League and then going to Spain for your 50th birthday two days later :lol: Don't think i've ever seen a ref give a penalty quicker the fucking arsehole [emoji38]

We won the cup on my birthday. Suck it. 

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47 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

You're not allowed to punch women in the mouth before sex anymore. I learned that the hard way. 

 

 

 

Shame Joey Barton hasn't learned yet...

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2 hours ago, Drewboy74 said:

My mate reckons she's a bit of a looker though. I've never seen her so can't comment. 


Inclined to agree with him to be honest. 

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At HT on Tuesday against my better judgement I asked for a chicken balti pie because there wasn't much of a queue.

 

I had my phone up ready to pay and so it went straight through. First problem he charged me for 2, not 1 - second there were none left. So he went to refund me - the refund screen looked suspiciously similar to the charging screen but he insisted it was definitely a refund. Then I said, alright I'll have a mince pie - got charged for a single pie.

 

Turns out the 'refund' was in fact a second charge. So I've been charged for FIVE PIES, when I asked for and received one. £29 :lol: :anguish: :lol:

Obviously I'll be chasing up.

(The pie was absolutely scalding when I got it - regretted it).

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1 hour ago, Superior Acuña said:

At HT on Tuesday against my better judgement I asked for a chicken balti pie because there wasn't much of a queue.

 

I had my phone up ready to pay and so it went straight through. First problem he charged me for 2, not 1 - second there were none left. So he went to refund me - the refund screen looked suspiciously similar to the charging screen but he insisted it was definitely a refund. Then I said, alright I'll have a mince pie - got charged for a single pie.

 

Turns out the 'refund' was in fact a second charge. So I've been charged for FIVE PIES, when I asked for and received one. £29 :lol: :anguish: :lol:

Obviously I'll be chasing up.

(The pie was absolutely scalding when I got it - regretted it).


Fucking hell :lol:

 

Tommy Five Pies over here

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1 hour ago, Superior Acuña said:

At HT on Tuesday against my better judgement I asked for a chicken balti pie because there wasn't much of a queue.

 

I had my phone up ready to pay and so it went straight through. First problem he charged me for 2, not 1 - second there were none left. So he went to refund me - the refund screen looked suspiciously similar to the charging screen but he insisted it was definitely a refund. Then I said, alright I'll have a mince pie - got charged for a single pie.

 

Turns out the 'refund' was in fact a second charge. So I've been charged for FIVE PIES, when I asked for and received one. £29 :lol: :anguish: :lol:

Obviously I'll be chasing up.

(The pie was absolutely scalding when I got it - regretted it).

 

Buying a pie to eat straight away is proper schoolboy stuff. Absolutely melting those things.

 

You deserve to be charged £29 for that error.

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2 hours ago, Superior Acuña said:

At HT on Tuesday against my better judgement I asked for a chicken balti pie because there wasn't much of a queue.

 

I had my phone up ready to pay and so it went straight through. First problem he charged me for 2, not 1 - second there were none left. So he went to refund me - the refund screen looked suspiciously similar to the charging screen but he insisted it was definitely a refund. Then I said, alright I'll have a mince pie - got charged for a single pie.

 

Turns out the 'refund' was in fact a second charge. So I've been charged for FIVE PIES, when I asked for and received one. £29 :lol: :anguish: :lol:

Obviously I'll be chasing up.

(The pie was absolutely scalding when I got it - regretted it).


The classic old ‘I only ate one pie but it charged me for 5’ excuse

 

Sure Jan GIF

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2 hours ago, Superior Acuña said:

At HT on Tuesday against my better judgement I asked for a chicken balti pie because there wasn't much of a queue.

 

I had my phone up ready to pay and so it went straight through. First problem he charged me for 2, not 1 - second there were none left. So he went to refund me - the refund screen looked suspiciously similar to the charging screen but he insisted it was definitely a refund. Then I said, alright I'll have a mince pie - got charged for a single pie.

 

Turns out the 'refund' was in fact a second charge. So I've been charged for FIVE PIES, when I asked for and received one. £29 :lol: :anguish: :lol:

Obviously I'll be chasing up.

(The pie was absolutely scalding when I got it - regretted it).

 

Piegate 🤔

 

We were in the East Stand Home for the Elderly and, pre-match, I went for a Madrid 🤮

Served by a yoof, poured into a branded, cardboard cup. Obvs it was busy so I just took it, paid and fucked off back to MrsG watching the Wrexham game.

Quickly realised my "pint" was mainly froth.

Needs a clear cup, cunts

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