Holloway Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 the phrase 'eggs all in one basket', I've read it 500 times in 2 days Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joelinton7 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 Is it actually possible for players not to perform some kind of egotistical, “silencing the h8trz” celebration these days? Seems like every other celeb is either fingers in ears, finger to temple, or just standing there stoic like someone worthy of idolatry. You’ve kicked a ball into a goal, not cured cancer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 My pet hate is teammates jumping on others shoulders from behind unexpectedly. Bruno did it today. Especially with our injury record Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 Flames before kick off Should be an automatic 20 point deduction for any club that does it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted October 19 Share Posted October 19 (edited) Nothing red cards. Fully appreciate why raising your hands is deterred and what not but, it's all just got a bit pathetic, hasn't it. Edit: Just any embarrassing clowning about on the pitch. You're grown adults. Edited October 19 by Heron Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted October 25 Share Posted October 25 (edited) Nkunku's balloon celebration. Edited October 25 by Fak Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 Using initials for players with Vs and Ds in their name. VDV will always be van de Vaart. Van de ven can piss off. I still don't even accept Van Dyk as VVD. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted November 3 Share Posted November 3 (edited) Will have posted this before but inspired by watching the lasses v. Birmingham, the way they go by 'blues' with no definite article "Great chance for blues to equalise", "great start to the second period by blues". Fuck off man. Get your heads out of your arses and hoy a The in there. Edited November 3 by OpenC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted November 3 Share Posted November 3 (edited) Mentioned it before but people using 'stay concentrated' for 'keep their concentration'. They sound like toddlers. Edited November 3 by Kid Icarus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopeandGlory Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 Modern football often eliminating wingers running down the wing and hoying a cross in. Boils my piss watching a winger have a chance to put a cross in but they either: a. turn back and pass it backwards because possession is the most important thing in the world. b. cut backwards because they are left footed and playing on the right for the 1/50 chance they’ll eventually cut in and score a goal. I often think it could be exploited more with a combination of 5 foot nothing defenders like Martinez and modern goalkeepers unable to catch a football. Plus my corner bets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted November 9 Share Posted November 9 "this group of players". Don't even know what they'd say instead, probably just "this team" might do like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted November 9 Share Posted November 9 On 03/11/2024 at 16:15, OpenC said: Will have posted this before but inspired by watching the lasses v. Birmingham, the way they go by 'blues' with no definite article "Great chance for blues to equalise", "great start to the second period by blues". Fuck off man. Get your heads out of your arses and hoy a The in there. Conversely I hate “the” arsenal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted November 9 Share Posted November 9 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Theregulars said: Conversely I hate “the” arsenal. Same principle I reckon. Arsenal doesn't need an article, there's only one of them. That said I reckon it was originally used to fill the meter in songs by making it four syllables, so maybe it's not the same principle. Edited November 9 by OpenC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted November 9 Share Posted November 9 27 minutes ago, Theregulars said: Conversely I hate “the” arsenal. Seems to happen with nouns beginning with 'A' for some unknown reason. Going to the Asda, the Aldi etc. Never the sainsburys or the Tesco Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted November 9 Share Posted November 9 7 minutes ago, OpenC said: Same principle I reckon. Arsenal doesn't need an article, there's only one of them. That said I reckon it's only ever really used to fill the meter in songs by making it four syllables, so maybe it's not the same principle. I suppose it’s not much different from us calling ourselves the toon really. Probably coloured by my hatred of arsenal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choppy Chop Chop Posted November 9 Share Posted November 9 8 minutes ago, Theregulars said: I suppose it’s not much different from us calling ourselves the toon really. Probably coloured by my hatred of arsenal I know I live a very closeted life since my retirement but I've never heard anyone from Newcastle calling us `the toon` Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted November 9 Share Posted November 9 Just now, Choppy Chop Chop said: I know I live a very closeted life since my retirement but I've never heard anyone from Newcastle calling us `the toon` I definitely have, multiple times. Perhaps more common down here in London. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted November 9 Share Posted November 9 On 03/11/2024 at 16:15, OpenC said: Will have posted this before but inspired by watching the lasses v. Birmingham, the way they go by 'blues' with no definite article "Great chance for blues to equalise", "great start to the second period by blues". Fuck off man. Get your heads out of your arses and hoy a The in there. I guess that’s why you call them The Blues. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted November 9 Share Posted November 9 4 hours ago, Choppy Chop Chop said: I know I live a very closeted life since my retirement but I've never heard anyone from Newcastle calling us `the toon` This has blown my tiny mind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcher Posted November 9 Share Posted November 9 Embroidered crest nonces Long sleeve shirt nonces Sponsorless shirt nonces Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earp Posted November 9 Share Posted November 9 Pep constantly rolling goz around his tongue and then spraying it out. Dirty twat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 (edited) 3 hours ago, Earp said: Pep constantly rolling goz around his tongue and then spraying it out. Dirty twat He was doing it in his post match interview, too. Fully stopped himself from spitting at the person interviewing him this is from another time a few years ago but who know what could have happened Edited November 10 by Astroblack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earp Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 12 hours ago, Astroblack said: He was doing it in his post match interview, too. Fully stopped himself from spitting at the person interviewing him this is from another time a few years ago but who know what could have happened Fucking disgusting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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