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Was there a rugby-esque rul a few years back where the ref could move a free kick 10 yards forward for dissent etc? Or have i just completely made that up. Either way it should be (re)introduced.

 

What a monumentally crap rule that was.

 

Concede free kick 25 yards out, show 'dissent', free kick moved forwards 10 yards which makes it masively harder for attacking team to score.

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Was there a rugby-esque rul a few years back where the ref could move a free kick 10 yards forward for dissent etc? Or have i just completely made that up. Either way it should be (re)introduced.

 

What a monumentally crap rule that was.

 

Concede free kick 25 yards out, show 'dissent', free kick moved forwards 10 yards which makes it masively harder for attacking team to score.

 

Should be allowed to move it up to 10 yards in any direction.

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a better idea for dissent would be refs giving second yellows, it's one of those offences where refs are happy to book a player for it but seem to forget to when they're on a yellow already. It is harsh but fucking sick of man u running up surround the ref every decision

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Was there a rugby-esque rul a few years back where the ref could move a free kick 10 yards forward for dissent etc? Or have i just completely made that up. Either way it should be (re)introduced.

 

Didn't work in football unfortunately, just made the game very stop start and as Crofty said moved the ball into daft places that penalised teams. It works very well in Rugby League because the player can run with it straight away and if any defending player who is behind him touches/tackles him its automatically offside, keeping the flow of the game going, i say Rugby League as Union is much more stop start than League.

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I can't really remember the rule, or how it fizzled out. But there must be some way of penalising a team for dissent.

I was watching Munster v Saracens last night thinking why do rugby players stand there with their gobs shut while being told off, yet footballers can literally man-handle the ref and verbally abuse him.

 

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Hate all this 'We can't laugh'/'We can hardly talk' stuff when people are trying to take some moral high ground.

 

In most cases we can. They are happy to call a premiership footballer a fat cunt when said footballer has a much lower body fat percentage, are happy to call a player shit when said player is in the premiership and the best they have done is Sunday league 3rd division and are happy to call a manager a clown when the closest they have come is some decent results on FM when they aren't rubbing the skin off their cocks watching red tube but to have a laugh at another team? Nah fuck that!

 

If a team/player is performing below par we can laugh and take the piss, let's stop this trying to be the bigger man shite and lay into them. We will happily go OTT laying into ourselves, when have we become so concerned about everyone else that we can't lay into Sunderland 1, 3, 7, 10 points behind us for example?

 

Man up and stop trying to be the perfect fan, it's natural to be biased to your team.

 

 

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Hate all this 'We can't laugh'/'We can hardly talk' stuff when people are trying to take some moral high ground.

 

In most cases we can. They are happy to call a premiership footballer a fat cunt when said footballer has a much lower body fat percentage, are happy to call a player shit when said player is in the premiership and the best they have done is Sunday league 3rd division and are happy to call a manager a clown when the closest they have come is some decent results on FM when they aren't rubbing the skin off their cocks watching red tube but to have a laugh at another team? Nah fuck that!

 

If a team/player is performing below par we can laugh and take the piss, let's stop this trying to be the bigger man shite and lay into them. We will happily go OTT laying into ourselves, when have we become so concerned about everyone else that we can't lay into Sunderland 1, 3, 7, 10 points behind us for example?

 

Man up and stop trying to be the perfect fan, it's natural to be biased to your team.

 

 

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Hate all this 'We can't laugh'/'We can hardly talk' stuff when people are trying to take some moral high ground.

 

In most cases we can. They are happy to call a premiership footballer a fat c*** when said footballer has a much lower body fat percentage, are happy to call a player s*** when said player is in the premiership and the best they have done is Sunday league 3rd division and are happy to call a manager a clown when the closest they have come is some decent results on FM when they aren't rubbing the skin off their cocks watching red tube but to have a laugh at another team? Nah f*** that!

 

If a team/player is performing below par we can laugh and take the p*ss, let's stop this trying to be the bigger man s**** and lay into them. We will happily go OTT laying into ourselves, when have we become so concerned about everyone else that we can't lay into Sunderland 1, 3, 7, 10 points behind us for example?

 

Man up and stop trying to be the perfect fan, it's natural to be biased to your team.

 

 

 

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Hate all this 'We can't laugh'/'We can hardly talk' stuff when people are trying to take some moral high ground.

 

In most cases we can. They are happy to call a premiership footballer a fat c*** when said footballer has a much lower body fat percentage, are happy to call a player s*** when said player is in the premiership and the best they have done is Sunday league 3rd division and are happy to call a manager a clown when the closest they have come is some decent results on FM when they aren't rubbing the skin off their cocks watching red tube but to have a laugh at another team? Nah f*** that!

 

If a team/player is performing below par we can laugh and take the p*ss, let's stop this trying to be the bigger man s**** and lay into them. We will happily go OTT laying into ourselves, when have we become so concerned about everyone else that we can't lay into Sunderland 1, 3, 7, 10 points behind us for example?

 

Man up and stop trying to be the perfect fan, it's natural to be biased to your team.

 

 

 

It's not that we can't or don't laugh at the unwashed in this situation, it's just that it's so much more fun when we're doing ok.  Not least because it drives them to new levels of insanity.

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Hate all this 'We can't laugh'/'We can hardly talk' stuff when people are trying to take some moral high ground.

 

In most cases we can. They are happy to call a premiership footballer a fat c*** when said footballer has a much lower body fat percentage, are happy to call a player s*** when said player is in the premiership and the best they have done is Sunday league 3rd division and are happy to call a manager a clown when the closest they have come is some decent results on FM when they aren't rubbing the skin off their cocks watching red tube but to have a laugh at another team? Nah f*** that!

 

If a team/player is performing below par we can laugh and take the p*ss, let's stop this trying to be the bigger man s**** and lay into them. We will happily go OTT laying into ourselves, when have we become so concerned about everyone else that we can't lay into Sunderland 1, 3, 7, 10 points behind us for example?

 

Man up and stop trying to be the perfect fan, it's natural to be biased to your team.

 

 

 

It's not that we can't or don't laugh at the unwashed in this situation, it's just that it's so much more fun when we're doing ok.  Not least because it drives them to new levels of insanity.

 

Newcastle and Sunderland have always took the piss out of each other club regardless of league placings.

 

 

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Hate all this 'We can't laugh'/'We can hardly talk' stuff when people are trying to take some moral high ground.

 

In most cases we can. They are happy to call a premiership footballer a fat c*** when said footballer has a much lower body fat percentage, are happy to call a player s*** when said player is in the premiership and the best they have done is Sunday league 3rd division and are happy to call a manager a clown when the closest they have come is some decent results on FM when they aren't rubbing the skin off their cocks watching red tube but to have a laugh at another team? Nah f*** that!

 

If a team/player is performing below par we can laugh and take the p*ss, let's stop this trying to be the bigger man s**** and lay into them. We will happily go OTT laying into ourselves, when have we become so concerned about everyone else that we can't lay into Sunderland 1, 3, 7, 10 points behind us for example?

 

Man up and stop trying to be the perfect fan, it's natural to be biased to your team.

 

 

 

It's not that we can't or don't laugh at the unwashed in this situation, it's just that it's so much more fun when we're doing ok.  Not least because it drives them to new levels of insanity.

 

Newcastle and Sunderland have always took the p*ss out of each other club regardless of league placings.

 

 

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Hate all this 'We can't laugh'/'We can hardly talk' stuff when people are trying to take some moral high ground.

 

In most cases we can. They are happy to call a premiership footballer a fat c*** when said footballer has a much lower body fat percentage, are happy to call a player s*** when said player is in the premiership and the best they have done is Sunday league 3rd division and are happy to call a manager a clown when the closest they have come is some decent results on FM when they aren't rubbing the skin off their cocks watching red tube but to have a laugh at another team? Nah f*** that!

 

If a team/player is performing below par we can laugh and take the p*ss, let's stop this trying to be the bigger man s**** and lay into them. We will happily go OTT laying into ourselves, when have we become so concerned about everyone else that we can't lay into Sunderland 1, 3, 7, 10 points behind us for example?

 

Man up and stop trying to be the perfect fan, it's natural to be biased to your team.

 

 

 

It's not that we can't or don't laugh at the unwashed in this situation, it's just that it's so much more fun when we're doing ok.  Not least because it drives them to new levels of insanity.

 

Newcastle and Sunderland have always took the p*ss out of each other club regardless of league placings.

 

 

 

For quoting sake, yes i read that I was just making a statement.

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