Abacus Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 Just shove a bunch of glow worms through all their letterboxes and build merrily away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 Just ask PIF fo buy the folks in the terraces a new sun for each of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 People still upset about the lack of new stadium? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacus Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 No, it's that rather than repositioning the sun we're just trying to figure out how to affect the tilt of the earth's axis to change the angle of sunlight. Â Yes, this might affect the planet's seasons causing untold misery for life on earth and mankind in general, but fuck off man. We've got human rights too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miggys First Goal Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 9 minutes ago, RS said: People still upset about the lack of new stadium? Yes. I want option C. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 11 minutes ago, RS said: People still upset about the lack of new stadium? Lack of stadium plans, yes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bally21 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Abacus said: No, it's that rather than repositioning the sun we're just trying to figure out how to affect the tilt of the earth's axis to change the angle of sunlight. Â Yes, this might affect the planet's seasons causing untold misery for life on earth and mankind in general, but fuck off man. We've got human rights too. "affect the tilt of the earth's axis to change the angle of sunlight" Â Surely it cannot be beyond the wit of man to achieve this. Edited May 10, 2024 by Bally21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 1 hour ago, Bally21 said: Definitely - solve the Leazes terrace light issue by moving it brick by brick so it sits on top of the roof of this stand - everyone is a winner. Is there any chance we could get a virtual render of that? Might get Tyneside life to gan and speak to bondibot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 47 minutes ago, RS said: People still upset about the lack of new stadium? Should be built by now. Theyve had fucking months Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazzie Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 Two words to solve the light problem  Giant mirrors  https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2013/10/using-giant-mirrors-to-light-up-dark-valleys/100613/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 1 minute ago, Kazzie said: Two words to solve the light problem  Giant mirrors  https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2013/10/using-giant-mirrors-to-light-up-dark-valleys/100613/ Don't be bloody ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bally21 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 4 minutes ago, Kazzie said: Two words to solve the light problem  Giant mirrors  https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2013/10/using-giant-mirrors-to-light-up-dark-valleys/100613/ So simple, yet so brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 On a serious note, has nobody invented transparent concrete? The seats need to be transparent too to let the light through. Thing is though, when people are sitting on the transparent seats on the transparent stand....the people are not transparent and there are not many gaps between the people, so how does the transparent stand work? Or is there a permit for a couple of hours on match day where there is no light? Tyneside Eddie needs to categorically address these problems Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE27 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 Just send leazes terrace to the sun if they love it that much ffs. Â Getting in the way of our enjoyment once every few weeks just so they can live a normal life, fuck off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bally21 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 Just now, Pancrate1892 said: On a serious note, has nobody invented transparent concrete? The seats need to be transparent too to let the light through. Thing is though, when people are sitting on the transparent seats on the transparent stand....the people are not transparent and there are not many gaps between the people, so how does the transparent stand work? Or is there a permit for a couple of hours on match day where there is no light? Tyneside Eddie needs to categorically address these problems It cannot be beyond PIF to get a suit designed that makes the wearer invisible - everyone in the east stand wears one - job's a goodun. Lets be honest most of the east stand are currently inaudible (i.e. they make no noise), they may as well be invisible too. A flaw in this however is, it is a shit look on TV - it looks like we only have 3 stands? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 If you're buying property behind a huge sports venue, I'm not sure what to say. LIke, sure, what little sunlight you already get might be reduced, but I mean... you're buy a house 20ft away from a football stadium. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 13 minutes ago, Pancrate1892 said: On a serious note, has nobody invented transparent concrete? The seats need to be transparent too to let the light through. Thing is though, when people are sitting on the transparent seats on the transparent stand....the people are not transparent and there are not many gaps between the people, so how does the transparent stand work? Or is there a permit for a couple of hours on match day where there is no light? Tyneside Eddie needs to categorically address these problems There is a shop in Amsterdam that has transparent bricks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalloNUFC Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 2 hours ago, Bally21 said: Definitely - solve the Leazes terrace light issue by moving it brick by brick so it sits on top of the roof of this stand - everyone is a winner. What is the issue with Leazes terrace ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Prontonise Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 4 minutes ago, HalloNUFC said: What is the issue with Leazes terrace ? Â It's a listed building. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bally21 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 4 minutes ago, HalloNUFC said: What is the issue with Leazes terrace ? Can't believe you are in the dark on this issue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arknor Posted May 11, 2024 Share Posted May 11, 2024 (edited) 23 hours ago, nufcjb said: Just ask PIF fo buy the folks in the terraces a new sun for each of them. its just student housing, I doubt they even care about the light. The actual owner seems in favour of an expansion or selling to pif and moving them to beamish Edited May 11, 2024 by Arknor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted May 11, 2024 Share Posted May 11, 2024 26 minutes ago, Arknor said: its just student housing, I doubt they even care about the light. The actual owner seems in favour of an expansion or selling to pif and moving them to beamish    The Saudi owner ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted May 11, 2024 Share Posted May 11, 2024 23 hours ago, HalloNUFC said: What is the issue with Leazes terrace ? The issue is that it’s called Leazers terrace Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted May 11, 2024 Share Posted May 11, 2024 2 hours ago, Arknor said: its just student housing, I doubt they even care about the light. The actual owner seems in favour of an expansion or selling to pif and moving them to beamish    Not the owner’s call.  It’s a listed building. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted May 11, 2024 Share Posted May 11, 2024 35 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said: The issue is that it’s called Leazers terrace No, just no, it’s not to be encouraged. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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