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Guest palnese

"Although we had both been ruled out of the game at Stoke, and didn't travel with the team, we realise that going out to a bar was inappropriate ahead of Saturday's game and we fully regret doing so."

 

Aye, right.

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Guest neesy111

"Whilst our actions were wrong, neither of us had consumed alcohol and we were out for only a very short period of time."

 

Hmm.

 

Honestly do they think we are stupid.

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They can hardly come out with: We were banging 7 gram rocks thats how we roll, we only have one gear go.  C’mon Pards, we got tiger blood.

 

A statement like that would have been more funny, though. :lol:

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They can hardly come out with: We were banging 7 gram rocks thats how we roll, we only have one gear go.  Cmon Pards, we got tiger blood.

 

A statement like that would have been more funnyfunnier, though. :lol:

 

FYP :thup: ;)

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Guest Mantis

The club is so fucked we aren't even in a position to punish/drop any players who dont see that fans wont appreciate this stuff a night before a game.  We have to put up with Ireland in case we can get 30 mins game time out of him in a 6 pointer against West Brom.

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Guest Flatline

While Im sure Kieron Dyer & his bender crew also went out now and again, we were battling for the premier league trophy and playing champions league, they gave us top class fotball on the pitch.  In every branch of life, geniuses and artists are often given a halls pass for their egos and mistake because they are, well, geniuses.

 

Average players in a team battling to avoid relegation on the other hand, Im not so charitable...

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A story about Tiote from another website:

 

"At about 4:30pm Cheick (and Ranger, but this is his only appearance in the story) are in a well-known electronics store in town just after signing his new contract, he proceeds to spend 5k on a brand new sound system. So after packing it all up for him one of the lads asks if he has any idea how to set it all up, obviously he doesn't so one of the lads says he'll set it up for him if he comes back just after 5pm. Cheick returns just after 5 and a few lads go back to his house in jesmond to set the gear up for him. After it's done he asks them if they play Fifa, they do so Tiote and the lads have some(a couple of bottles apparently) wine and play fifa. about 10 Tiote decides they he's going to have to go to bed as he has traning in the morning, so they bet on the last fifa game that if they win they get some free Newcastle stuff.(it was a draw) but Tiote gives them Shirts, boots, tracksuits etc anyway. They leave as its only 10 they end up in a bar in Jesmond. About 30 mins later Tiote shows up unannounced with a sharpie and signs all the stuff for them before going back home."

 

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A story about Tiote from another website:

 

"At about 4:30pm Cheick (and Ranger, but this is his only appearance in the story) are in a well-known electronics store in town just after signing his new contract, he proceeds to spend 5k on a brand new sound system. So after packing it all up for him one of the lads asks if he has any idea how to set it all up, obviously he doesn't so one of the lads says he'll set it up for him if he comes back just after 5pm. Cheick returns just after 5 and a few lads go back to his house in jesmond to set the gear up for him. After it's done he asks them if they play Fifa, they do so Tiote and the lads have some(a couple of bottles apparently) wine and play fifa. about 10 Tiote decides they he's going to have to go to bed as he has traning in the morning, so they bet on the last fifa game that if they win they get some free Newcastle stuff.(it was a draw) but Tiote gives them Shirts, boots, tracksuits etc anyway. They leave as its only 10 they end up in a bar in Jesmond. About 30 mins later Tiote shows up unannounced with a sharpie and signs all the stuff for them before going back home."

 

 

That's superb.

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