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Newcastle United are pleased to announse season ticket prices will double for the up and coming season as the Chairman feels the fans must help pay the massive wage demanded by himself as he will now be taking on the coaching duties of the first team squad.

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Guest smoggeordie

For those in Australia,

 

1pm (1300hrs) Tuesday in UK is 10pm (2200hrs) Tuesday in Sydney

 

Well thank fuck that mystery is solved.

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Newcastle United are pleased to announse season ticket prices will double for the up and coming season as the Chairman feels the fans must help pay the massive wage demanded by himself as he will now be taking on the coaching duties of the first team sqaud.

 

:lol:

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Guest Bolton_fan

it better f****** be Big Sam

 

It's not, it's Tony Blair, with George Bush as his assistant. :D

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Guest Hodgson09

Fat Fred will announce he never really wanted to be a chairman instead he wanted to be a lumberjack.

 

Cue the song

 

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK

I sleep all night and I work all day

(He's a lumberjack and he's OK

He sleeps all night and he works all day)

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch

I go to the lavat'ry

On Wednesdays I go shopping

And have buttered scones for tea

(He cuts down trees...)

(He's a lumberjack...)

I cut down trees, I skip and jump

I love to press wild flow'rs

I put on women's clothing

And hang around in bars

(He cuts down trees...)

(He's a lumberjack...)

I cut down trees, I wear high heels

Suspenders and a bra

I wish I'd been a girlie

Just like my dear mama

(He cuts down trees...)

(He's a lumberjack...)

 

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Guest Toon83

Any news on Sky Sports??

 

Just mentioned it in the headlines: "Newcastle United are expected to announce the signing of Sam Allardyce as their new manager at a press conference tomorrow at 1pm."

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For those in Australia,

 

1pm (1300hrs) Tuesday in UK is 10pm (2200hrs) Tuesday in Sydney

Well thank f*** that mystery is solved.

 

 

help·ful      /ˈhɛlpfəl/

–adjective : giving or rendering aid or assistance; of service

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/helpful

 

Just in case you were wondering, since your post was such a positive contribution to the evolution of humanity.

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Guest smoggeordie

For those in Australia,

 

1pm (1300hrs) Tuesday in UK is 10pm (2200hrs) Tuesday in Sydney

Well thank f*** that mystery is solved.

 

 

help·ful      /ˈhɛlpfəl/

–adjective : giving or rendering aid or assistance; of service

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/helpful

 

Just in case you were wondering, since your post was such a positive contribution to the evolution of humanity.

 

eh? I was genuinely pleased you helped solved that problem.

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My house is getting rewired tomorrow, ahhhh no power!!

Will have have to take a digibox with me and go invade my mothers hoos. :D

 

Don't jinx it...

 

If you put in that much effort, it will clearly be an anti-climax.

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