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Allardyce confirmed as Newcastle manager - 3 year deal.


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Guest Pearce-Dog

FFS has announced he will be carrying Owen back to Anfield for 9m.

A fund raiser will also be run parrellel with this to help raise funds for the 'We need more Strikers' appeal.

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Very happy. I can see Allardyce and Oliver clashing definitely.

 

*Walks straight into managers office*

 

AO: "Hiya Sam, who you gonna sign this summer then, any names?

 

SA: "Alan?"

 

AO: "Yes Sam"

 

SA: "Get the fuck out of my office before I call security"

 

*Next Day*

 

Working Hard

by Alan Oliver, the Evening Chronicle

 

Sam Allardyce is working non-stop to get new faces into Newcastle over the coming weeks, but the Toon manager is keeping his cards close to his chest and refuses to reveal any targets to the media.

 

However, my inside knowledge at the club suggests that Steve Sidwell and Brett Emerton may well be on their way to the club despite Sidwell's recent transfer to Chelsea.

 

Reports linking the club with Silvan Distin are wide of the mark.

Surely if Sam told Anal to fuck off, Anal would write something like "Meanwhile, a lot of blame for N'Zogbias discontent with being on put on the bench for the Watford game should be put on Sam Allardyce."

 

 

 

 

Wish is was funny... :undecided:

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The NUFC rent-a-mongs better set their watches.

 

You can imagine them in an A-Team type truck outside the ground

 

OK goons

 

Gurn, Check!

Facial twitch, Check!

Birth Defect, Check!

Inability to make sense when you talk, Check!

 

Right doughnuts! GO GO GO!

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f****** dreading this.

 

Man Citeh are looking at the likes of Van Gaal, and we immediately appoint Sam f****** Allardcye.

 

Jebus wept.

 

Doubt they'll get him, and i'm happy with Allardyce.

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Guest smoggeordie

f****** dreading this.

 

Man Citeh are looking at the likes of Van Gaal, and we immediately appoint Sam f****** Allardcye.

 

Jebus wept.

 

Doubt they'll get him, and i'm happy with Allardyce.

 

Good for you.

 

It is.

 

Why aren't you happy with his appointment?

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f****** dreading this.

 

Man Citeh are looking at the likes of Van Gaal, and we immediately appoint Sam f****** Allardcye.

 

Jebus wept.

 

Doubt they'll get him, and i'm happy with Allardyce.

 

im delighted with allardyce

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.com seem pretty confident - from their "On This Day In History" column:

 

2007 Sam Allardyce confirmed as Glenn Roeder's replacement as Newcastle manager.

 

:hmm:

 

I wish I wasn't superstitious and believed in jinxes

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