Guest Hibbits left foot Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 BIG SAM WOULD EFFIN KNACK HIM!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hibbits left foot Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Shit im drunk again!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hibbits left foot Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Reckon Sam would hoy his orange dealers on... the ones with the zegs in ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Sam would have the power but Keane would have the quickness and energy. A good draw. Great thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hibbits left foot Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Sam 'd grab him by th heed n kick him in th mooth 70s styleee Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 He'd hit him with Fat Sams Grand Slam. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Big Sam will have done his homework before the dual, and would of used his superior planning and would bring along the winner of Crufts 2007 as a distraction. Big Sam wins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 A bit like Thunderlips and Balboa in Rocky III Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 I've been of the opinion for quite some time that Roy Keane would look truly awesome with a really long beard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hibbits left foot Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Big Sam to Sunderland fc " Howay man aal tek yis aaal!!! " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hibbits left foot Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Unless Roy tried to chib him ootside th bogs... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes1986 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Drunk on a Tuesday neet. Good stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon55544 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Hard to say, Looking at the size of SA chin it would be hard to miss it but then looking at Keane i think he one of those people who act hard around their mates but catch them on their own and they beg for mercy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hibbits left foot Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Long weekend, work th morra ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hibbits left foot Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Keane reminds me of the local hardman who was feared at school but cried like a baby when they ran into a REAL hardman... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steppa Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Big Sam will have done his homework before the dual, and would of used his superior planning and would bring along the winner of Crufts 2007 as a distraction. Big Sam wins. Phucking brilliant man! mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Spectrum Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 The classic who would win in a fight topic... This came up on a City forum not so long ago in the aftermath of Barton vs Dabo, tried to work out which City player is the hardest. There were two schools of thought. One - Someone massive like Dunne or Distin (Or shall we say, the Allardyce school) or two - the mentalists - Barton, or my nomination, Paul Dickov (Or, the Roy Keane school). Since I'm of the opinion that no footballers really know how to fight (Anyone seen Franny Lee vs Norman Hunter?) I would have to go to whoever has the most experience, the most heart, and the shortest fuse. Keane, a former boxer, a born winner, and a mentalist twat, would clean Allardyce out IMO. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 I reckon Allardyce is a bit of a Tony Soprano, may look like a cuddly fat fucker but when you piss him off.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes1986 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 SHEARER WILL KILL KEANE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Keane's s*** scared of Shearer man. Never mind the imposing figure of Sam Allardyce. Good call on the Cruft's winner! argh and while we're on the subject of Keane and dogs...... I made a birthday card for a mackem mate of mine a few months ago and put this on the front. Can't believe I haven't posted it! <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a101/mattcobb/keanequinn.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a> I'm a fucking whizz on "Paint", me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Keane's s*** scared of Shearer man. Never mind the imposing figure of Sam Allardyce. Good call on the Cruft's winner! So, where'd ya get the username then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 The classic who would win in a fight topic... This came up on a City forum not so long ago in the aftermath of Barton vs Dabo, tried to work out which City player is the hardest. There were two schools of thought. One - Someone massive like Dunne or Distin (Or shall we say, the Allardyce school) or two - the mentalists - Barton, or my nomination, Paul Dickov (Or, the Roy Keane school). Since I'm of the opinion that no footballers really know how to fight (Anyone seen Franny Lee vs Norman Hunter?) I would have to go to whoever has the most experience, the most heart, and the shortest fuse. Keane, a former boxer, a born winner, and a mentalist twat, would clean Allardyce out IMO. Come to think of it, we don't have one 'hard man' in our entire squad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 The classic who would win in a fight topic... This came up on a City forum not so long ago in the aftermath of Barton vs Dabo, tried to work out which City player is the hardest. There were two schools of thought. One - Someone massive like Dunne or Distin (Or shall we say, the Allardyce school) or two - the mentalists - Barton, or my nomination, Paul Dickov (Or, the Roy Keane school). Since I'm of the opinion that no footballers really know how to fight (Anyone seen Franny Lee vs Norman Hunter?) I would have to go to whoever has the most experience, the most heart, and the shortest fuse. Keane, a former boxer, a born winner, and a mentalist t***, would clean Allardyce out IMO. Come to think of it, we don't have one 'hard man' in our entire squad. Keane would win pretty easy, if we're taking this whole thing literally. We don't have a player who you'd say would obviously be a great fighter in our team. All the tenacious ones are quite small, while the big fuckers we have seem a bit soft. Martins would probably be useful in a fight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guinness Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Legendary thread, Big Sam would edge it due to power advantage Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 The classic who would win in a fight topic... This came up on a City forum not so long ago in the aftermath of Barton vs Dabo, tried to work out which City player is the hardest. There were two schools of thought. One - Someone massive like Dunne or Distin (Or shall we say, the Allardyce school) or two - the mentalists - Barton, or my nomination, Paul Dickov (Or, the Roy Keane school). Since I'm of the opinion that no footballers really know how to fight (Anyone seen Franny Lee vs Norman Hunter?) I would have to go to whoever has the most experience, the most heart, and the shortest fuse. Keane, a former boxer, a born winner, and a mentalist t***, would clean Allardyce out IMO. Come to think of it, we don't have one 'hard man' in our entire squad. Keane would win pretty easy, if we're taking this whole thing literally. We don't have a player who you'd say would obviously be a great fighter in our team. All the tenacious ones are quite small, while the big fuckers we have seem a bit soft. Martins would probably be useful in a fight. Gooch could punch the snot out of 99% of the league tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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