Big Sam versus Keane

[Cajun]

I reckon Martins is fucking nails tbh.

[Shak]

The classic who would win in a fight topic...

 

This came up on a City forum not so long ago in the aftermath of Barton vs Dabo, tried to work out which City player is the hardest. There were two schools of thought. One - Someone massive like Dunne or Distin (Or shall we say, the Allardyce school) or two - the mentalists - Barton, or my nomination, Paul Dickov (Or, the Roy Keane school). Since I'm of the opinion that no footballers really know how to fight (Anyone seen Franny Lee vs Norman Hunter?) I would have to go to whoever has the most experience, the most heart, and the shortest fuse. Keane, a former boxer, a born winner, and a mentalist t***, would clean Allardyce out IMO. 

 

Come to think of it, we don't have one 'hard man' in our entire squad.

 

Keane would win pretty easy, if we're taking this whole thing literally.

 

We don't have a player who you'd say would obviously be a great fighter in our team. All the tenacious ones are quite small, while the big fuckers we have seem a bit soft.

 

Martins would probably be useful in a fight.

 

Gooch could punch the snot out of 99% of the league tbh.

 

Was gonna mention him, but he's not really our player anymore.

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

Keane's s*** scared of Shearer man.

 

Never mind the imposing figure of Sam Allardyce.

 

 

Good call on the Cruft's winner!

 

So, where'd ya get the username then? 

 

bout the first chant I learned as a kid coming to games other than "Newcastle Newcastle" and whatnot.

 

I knew the Andy Cole song but I was a bit small to be going to games then!

[Shak]

I 'd f****** nail Martins tbh.

 

[Cajun]

I 'd f****** nail Martins tbh.

 

 

Well I certainly wouldn't like it the other way round anyway

[midds]

The classic who would win in a fight topic...

 

This came up on a City forum not so long ago in the aftermath of Barton vs Dabo, tried to work out which City player is the hardest. There were two schools of thought. One - Someone massive like Dunne or Distin (Or shall we say, the Allardyce school) or two - the mentalists - Barton, or my nomination, Paul Dickov (Or, the Roy Keane school). Since I'm of the opinion that no footballers really know how to fight (Anyone seen Franny Lee vs Norman Hunter?) I would have to go to whoever has the most experience, the most heart, and the shortest fuse. Keane, a former boxer, a born winner, and a mentalist t***, would clean Allardyce out IMO. 

 

Come to think of it, we don't have one 'hard man' in our entire squad.

 

Keane would win pretty easy, if we're taking this whole thing literally.

 

We don't have a player who you'd say would obviously be a great fighter in our team. All the tenacious ones are quite small, while the big fuckers we have seem a bit soft.

 

Martins would probably be useful in a fight.

 

Gooch could punch the snot out of 99% of the league tbh.

 

Was gonna mention him, but he's not really our player anymore.

 

 

Still tough as sticks though 

[Cajun]

I reckon Tayls and Butt can handle themselves aswell.

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

what photobucket code do you need for images to show on here?

 

me fucking mint picture of Keane wanking a dog didn't upload earlier on.

 

I'm gutted, I think the world should see it

[Dr Spectrum]

The classic who would win in a fight topic...

 

This came up on a City forum not so long ago in the aftermath of Barton vs Dabo, tried to work out which City player is the hardest. There were two schools of thought. One - Someone massive like Dunne or Distin (Or shall we say, the Allardyce school) or two - the mentalists - Barton, or my nomination, Paul Dickov (Or, the Roy Keane school). Since I'm of the opinion that no footballers really know how to fight (Anyone seen Franny Lee vs Norman Hunter?) I would have to go to whoever has the most experience, the most heart, and the shortest fuse. Keane, a former boxer, a born winner, and a mentalist t***, would clean Allardyce out IMO. 

 

Come to think of it, we don't have one 'hard man' in our entire squad.

 

Keane would win pretty easy, if we're taking this whole thing literally.

 

We don't have a player who you'd say would obviously be a great fighter in our team. All the tenacious ones are quite small, while the big fuckers we have seem a bit soft.

 

Martins would probably be useful in a fight.

 

Gooch could punch the snot out of 99% of the league tbh.

 

Was gonna mention him, but he's not really our player anymore.

 

Craig Moore? I bet he's had a few scuffles. :parky:

[Shak]

I 'd f****** nail Martins tbh.

 

 

Well I certainly wouldn't like it the other way round anyway

 

So you deny nothing? 

[Shak]

The classic who would win in a fight topic...

 

This came up on a City forum not so long ago in the aftermath of Barton vs Dabo, tried to work out which City player is the hardest. There were two schools of thought. One - Someone massive like Dunne or Distin (Or shall we say, the Allardyce school) or two - the mentalists - Barton, or my nomination, Paul Dickov (Or, the Roy Keane school). Since I'm of the opinion that no footballers really know how to fight (Anyone seen Franny Lee vs Norman Hunter?) I would have to go to whoever has the most experience, the most heart, and the shortest fuse. Keane, a former boxer, a born winner, and a mentalist t***, would clean Allardyce out IMO. 

 

Come to think of it, we don't have one 'hard man' in our entire squad.

 

Keane would win pretty easy, if we're taking this whole thing literally.

 

We don't have a player who you'd say would obviously be a great fighter in our team. All the tenacious ones are quite small, while the big fuckers we have seem a bit soft.

 

Martins would probably be useful in a fight.

 

Gooch could punch the snot out of 99% of the league tbh.

 

Was gonna mention him, but he's not really our player anymore.

 

Craig Moore? I bet he's had a few scuffles. :parky:

 

True, but he's off as well this summer.

 

Long term we're fucked if a mass fight breaks out.

[midds]

If only Mick Harford was still playing...

 

*only bloke never to get the famous Wimbledon initiation ritual*

[Thespence]

Keane?!?! Didnt he aim & miss with his haymaker at Al & then got dragged away by Red Nev & Becks !!!! The SHAME of it all

[Parky]

The classic who would win in a fight topic...

 

This came up on a City forum not so long ago in the aftermath of Barton vs Dabo, tried to work out which City player is the hardest. There were two schools of thought. One - Someone massive like Dunne or Distin (Or shall we say, the Allardyce school) or two - the mentalists - Barton, or my nomination, Paul Dickov (Or, the Roy Keane school). Since I'm of the opinion that no footballers really know how to fight (Anyone seen Franny Lee vs Norman Hunter?) I would have to go to whoever has the most experience, the most heart, and the shortest fuse. Keane, a former boxer, a born winner, and a mentalist t***, would clean Allardyce out IMO. 

 

Come to think of it, we don't have one 'hard man' in our entire squad.

 

Keane would win pretty easy, if we're taking this whole thing literally.

 

We don't have a player who you'd say would obviously be a great fighter in our team. All the tenacious ones are quite small, while the big fuckers we have seem a bit soft.

 

Martins would probably be useful in a fight.

 

Gooch could punch the snot out of 99% of the league tbh.

 

Was gonna mention him, but he's not really our player anymore.

 

 

Still tough as sticks though 

 

If Big Sam landed first it would be over in 20 secs.

[Tooj]

If only Mick Harford was still playing...

 

*only bloke never to get the famous Wimbledon initiation ritual*

 

I just love the fact that Vinny Jones was shit scared of him, I hate Vinny Jones.

[Nate]

Ogoofy Onyewu? He's hardly a Shearer or Keane.

[midds]

If only Mick Harford was still playing...

 

*only bloke never to get the famous Wimbledon initiation ritual*

 

I just love the fact that Vinny Jones was shit scared of him, I hate Vinny Jones.

 

The whole lot of them were by all accounts. Jones, Fash, Eric Young - the whole lot. Magic. 

[Incognito]

Sam is a big strong lad with prem experience and Keane is a mutt masturbating pikey-it aint rocket science to predict my winner.A better thread title would be Dale Winton versus Keane.

[GeordieDazzler]

what photobucket code do you need for images to show on here?

 

me fucking mint picture of Keane wanking a dog didn't upload earlier on.

 

I'm gutted, I think the world should see it

 

how big is it? Will Imageshack not work?

[bulivye]

Ogoofy Onyewu? He's hardly a Shearer or Keane.

 

no, he's not.  but i'd still match him up w/ anyone in the epl in a throwdown.  not sayin' he'd win 'em all, but don't think too many would fancy crossing him twice.    btw, is it nailed on that he's gone?  for sentimental reasons i was hoping he'd get one of those clean slates everyone's been discussing.

[Wullie]

I'm part of the "Alan Shearer would blatantly beat fuck out of Roy Keane" group on Facebook. He would like.

[GM]

This whole thread reads like one of those playground conversations you would have as a kid, that would start off with "what does your dad do?" and end with "my dad's bigger than your dad", "well my dad's stronger than yours", "no he isn't!", "yes he is!" etc...

 

Homoerotastic.

[Montey]

Titus would be useful in an all-in brawl.  He may punch the lights out of a few of his own team mates, but he's too dumb to know when he's beaten, so he'd just keep getting up.

[juniatmoko]

Big Show Vs Mr Bean

[toontownman]

If Big Sam had any sense he would put "scrapper" clarke and "piss-on-your-chips" Pearson to work keane, whilst he watches with Terry Mac cracking jokes.