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It will not do you any good being an a*s*- licker now Mr Poll, you've retired!!  :tickedoff:

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Sam: "I'll have Drogba, Essien, Terry and Lampard thanks ... oh yeah, and that suit your wearing you flash portuguesie?"

 

Mourinho: "So much monies ... Zis Geordie Abramovich ... he is incredible!"

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f*** it why not, it's Friday.

 

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/7277/74014812ym0.jpg

Sam "Look at that fkn ponce, like tai chi really helps on a match day"

 

Jose "breath in breath out"

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f*** it why not, it's Friday.

 

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/7277/74014812ym0.jpg

Mourinho:  Your wife she is nice lady, but she had one tit bigger than the other.

Sam: How do you know you Portuguese c***??  :rant: :rant:

 

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Fuck it why not, it's Friday.

 

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/7277/74014812ym0.jpg

 

There's an episode of the Simpsons where Principal Skinner gets fired...he ends up in the Kwik-e-mart talking to Bart about what he's going to do. Says he wants to write the "great american novel", about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought back to life using advanced cloning techniques. He calls it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus". Apu hears him and goes off on a massive rant about how the idea has already been done, how he gives it title nobody could possibly like, how everyone already knows about it..."One of the most popular movies of all time sir!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!"

 

I look at that picture and the way Mourinho seems to be gesturing about the difference between something. I see Jose doing an Apu-esque "WHAT WE'RE YOU THINKING!?!" rant. Only to Allardyce. About what he's wearing. Cos he looks like Milton from Office Space. Obviously I can't put that into a caption or I wouldn't have written all that bollocks. So I think I lose.  :uglystupid2: :tard:

 

Or. Erm. "...One of the most popular movies about Offices of all time sir! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!"  ??? :nope:

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f*** it why not, it's Friday.

 

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/7277/74014812ym0.jpg

 

Mourinho:  "And then, just like that, we handed over £30 million in £50 notes"

 

Sam:  "Here, Nando-muncher, you wanna try looking in the Congolese Premiership, some cracking players in there, cost nowt and about 50 times better than that pillock you're on about"

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f*** it why not, it's Friday.

 

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/7277/74014812ym0.jpg

 

Jose - "Anybody seen my dog, it's about this big!"

 

SA - "Hey Jose! I saw that sick f*** Roy Keane sniffing around it!"

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