Dave Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 On Sunday night I received a phone call from someone who works for one of the biggest agents in the world. He wanted Chris Mort's mobile number. That is a fucking astonishing claim. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Here it is. On the tail of secret agent: There is never a dull moment where Newcastle United are concerned. At the moment Sam Allardyce is under fire from a good percentage of United fans but chairman Chris Mort insisted to me at Stamford Bridge that they were happy with their manager. That was on Saturday night. On Sunday night I received a phone call from someone who works for one of the biggest agents in the world. He wanted Chris Mort's mobile number. On Monday the aforesaid top guy's representative contacted the United chairman who reported what he had told me at Chelsea. But then Chris Mort was suddenly given the name of someone who would like to manage Newcastle United. And I am told it nearly blew the chairman's socks off. I know the name of the top agent and his colleague who contacted me. But not the name of the would-be United manager. That has not stopped me wondering about it. The top man in question is friends with the Jose Mourinho camp. So has Jose been touted as Newcastle manager? Or Marcello Lippi, who is currently out of work? All I can say is watch this space. Comedy gold I reckon the penny's finally dropped for Anal Olly...and now he's just going for broke as a full-time comedy writer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Here it is. On the tail of secret agent: There is never a dull moment where Newcastle United are concerned. At the moment Sam Allardyce is under fire from a good percentage of United fans but chairman Chris Mort insisted to me at Stamford Bridge that they were happy with their manager. That was on Saturday night. On Sunday night I received a phone call from someone who works for one of the biggest agents in the world. He wanted Chris Mort's mobile number. Why on earth would someone ring a journalist to get Chris Mort's number? Couldn't they just ring the club themselves, being such a top agent n'all? It's like something out of 'Aldridge Prior'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I think he's flipped this time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMonty Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I keep picturing him as Sid Hudgens from the movie L.A. Confidential; "off the record, on the QT, and very hush hush!". Slippery t***. What happened to this thread, by the way? The OP has nothing to do with Anal anarl. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I think he's flipped this time. I honestly think he has. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I wonder if it's worth contacting Sky Sports to give them the tip off and see if they try contacting Oliver for one of his TV appearances. I'd love to turn this back on him and make him look like he is, an idiot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I wonder if it's worth contacting Sky Sports to give them the tip off and see if they try contacting Oliver for one of his TV appearances. I'd love to turn this back on him and make him look like he is, an idiot. It will, its rubbish and when it doesnt happen everyone will look at that walking corpse Alan Oliver Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I wonder if it's worth contacting Sky Sports to give them the tip off and see if they try contacting Oliver for one of his TV appearances. I'd love to turn this back on him and make him look like he is, an idiot. You got their telephone number mate? Otherwise, I guess you could always try phoning Anal and asking him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 But then Chris Mort was suddenly given the name of someone who would like to manage Newcastle United. And I am told it nearly blew the chairman's socks off. mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Oliver is so important, the Pope regularly rings him to relay messages to God. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Oliver is so important, the Pope regularly rings him for God's phone number. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Does he still do those stupid videos on the Cronicle website? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Oliver is so important, the Pope regularly rings him for God's phone number. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/3033576.stm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokerprince2004 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I keep picturing him as Sid Hudgens from the movie L.A. Confidential; "off the record, on the QT, and very hush hush!". Slippery t***. What happened to this thread, by the way? The OP has nothing to do with Anal anarl. Thats my fault i didnt want to start a thread about it so i just searched for an oliver thread put it in here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnypd Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 jose mourinho, marcelo lippi? i thought Oliver once said he hoped foreigners wouldn't be on our shortlist for the manager's job, as we all know what happened the last time we hired one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Here's a photo of the article. http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4572/oliverpc2.th.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 "They think it's Oliver.... it is now" mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Here's a photo of the article. http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4572/oliverpc2.th.jpg really think you need to type it up for us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 This is better, just in case anybody thinks I'm taking the piss. http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/151/olivershitemf8.th.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I'm disappointed there's not been more people on this thread proclaiming how, if this is proven to be true, they will bare their arse in Fenwick's window, or eat their own hat or whatever... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 This is better, just in case anybody thinks I'm taking the piss. http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/151/olivershitemf8.th.jpg so who can tell me how to make it big enough to read ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 What's the e-mail address for Sky Sports News? I could e-mail them the photographs from the paper and see if they use it against him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 so who can tell me how to make it big enough to read ? Click on the image. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 This is better, just in case anybody thinks I'm taking the piss. http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/151/olivershitemf8.th.jpg so who can tell me how to make it big enough to read ? Have you tried stroking it vigorously for a few seconds? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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