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Bet it was that cunt Rory Jennings saying that

Dont blame me I wouldn't have had a thread to post it in if Shay didn't create it.

Fak off.

I sort of roll my R’s for some reason with the Sandro song when I’m at graft. Rrrrrrrandro rrrrrrrerrari rrrrrrrandro rrrrrerrrrari spagwet morrrrett fuckin sunlun. But I work on a building site and we are all a bit mental.

I’m trying to convince myself about it To not get excited. Want it to happen!

It’s 100% horseshit

Convinced this is all garbage personally

I completely made it up using Google Translate was just trying to help Shay out.

Joan García will travel to Newcastle for a medical this weekend. Personal terms have already been agreed. The transfer fee from Espanyol is expected to be paid soon.

I’m not not hard.

Roberto Melendon @Meledon1 Oficial: Joan García viajará a Newcastle para el reconocimiento médico este fin de semana. Los términos personales ya están acordados. Se espera que el importe del traspaso con el Espanyol se pague pronto. 22:39 - May 28, 2025

Do you have any idea how crazy you are?

Joan Garcia will be brought to me and placed at my feet.

Evil genius move.

Good point. This is a very similar transfer to the Wayne Rooney to Man Utd one I have to say.

Plucky little underdog Chelsea with their tiny 54 man, £2b squad, however did they do it??

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Welcome back

Touché.

Possibly, Rooney was genuinely exciting though.

Several people on here, myself included, starting watching to enjoy the downfall of Chelsea. Sorry...

was it not Daniel van Buyten

signed a new contract at espanyol

Last time I recall the media saying a player ‘was favouring a move to Newcastle’ it was Wayne Rooney and he signed for Man United the next day. He’s not coming here.