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I was quite pissed off at the time, but it's funny as fuck looking back on it!

3? The Schawrzer clanger (which was a goal), the Emre corner (which did go out of play) and.....? Duff, flagged offside. That was correct though wasn't it?

'That's what happens when you play away from home' Class by the commentator about Ashley Cole.

I think he's spot on.

Where do they get these idiots on MOTD from?

What the fuck? Sounds much funnier in a camp voice though!

And by the way Garth, WTF does ragardy mean?

Haha, the Stoke manager saying you have to 'give us credit for our performance'. Is this what we're reduced to?

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Just get the one number on the subs board.

'Ze goggles, zey do nothing'

Butt's not that bad.

Aye, it's great paying more for inferior coverage. Look back to Sky's original coverage, that took a while to get going. People complain about the influence of Sky; of course it will be difficult for competitors when Sky have such huge economies of scale. I hope Setanta get more matches!

Shame that people hold so much against Setanta, it's nice to see companies trying to berak the Sky monopoly. Good luck to them.

I'd say no personally, I don't think we'll sell all those tickets, especially with prices that high.

Not bothered, never been able to get into England games. Will mean we have less hysteria when the tournament comes.

'I will'

I won't be losing too much sleep over it to be honest!

Cheer up man!

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If you win the ball cleanly without causing any danger to an opponent, it's OK, whether the tackle comes from.

Nice to see we're focusing on the important part of the thread.

Kazakhstan used to be in the Asian confederation, but they changed because it was too far for them to travel. Fair enough, when you think they used to have to travel to places like South Korea and Japan!

Improve the club scouting network. Our scouting is awful, so many decent players from Tyneside are being snapped up by Boro.