Shearergol

It’s almost like everyone predicted this. Love making things hard for ourselves.

Even if slimani isn’t fit we’d be better with Perez up top instead.

Surely not match fit enough for 45 minutes.

Can’t wait to get rid of Gayle in summer to someone like Celtic or Derby.

Pardew losing

Southampton are awful

Double figure a season Premier League striker and England international? Aye, wouldn't be bad, like. I just mean compared to players at a similar level. Not saying he’s better than Kane but i’d rather have Vardy than Kane for some reason. Well that's just mental. Oh, I get that, I just really love watching Vardy. Kane's better, but I don't enjoy watching him.

Double figure a season Premier League striker and England international? Aye, wouldn't be bad, like. I just mean compared to players at a similar level. Not saying he’s better than Kane but i’d rather have Vardy than Kane for some reason.

On another note, i’d Love Jamie Vardy playing for Newcastle.

He doesn't go for the ball and stands on his man. Penalty. The man who was already diving. Never a penalty.

Griffin v Juve Bellamy v Feyenoord Shearer v Everton Watson v Liverpool Robert v Fulham

Agent Pards.

You can. Shite keeping. Even when the ball was near him he barely even attempted to save it. Great strike though from that distance.

I'd kill to have a go in that.

Which ones in particular? I have to ask who you'd rather play? We're just not great in general. Livermore, Welbeck and Lallana are the ones I scoffed at most. I'm pretty sure there are other lesser-known players who'd fit the bill who've played more and played better. If you're taking a midfielder from the team rock bottom of the league, bang on to go down, we must really be in trouble. Lallana must have played about 15 minutes in the last 6 months. I'm possibly making that up, but he's been out for ages hasn't it? It's the old-age England thing of the squad picking itself.

Fucking Pardew celebrating like he scored the second at Chelsea. Fucking welk. Two things from that: 1) I liked Cisse. Why did he go so shit so quickly? 2) The mention of Ben Arfa there made me very sad.

They've only conceded 7 in 7 since Lambert came in, and two of them were against Man City, but have only scored 5 in 7. So tbh your statement is the complete opposite to the truth. Could be said of most of his posts. I'm convinced he's a bot.

And the rest. We'd pay that though, certain of it.

3 for me. We’re in good form compared to the others down there.

Means nothing like, he’ll cost a fortune. I reckon he’ll be out on loan again.

I have it on good authority that he certainly won’t be at Chelsea next season.

But everytime he scores, or is shit, it strengthens an argument either way. If people don't want to read these arguments they can click a different thread, surely?

2-1. We'll get a couple of quick goals at the start of the second half and then sit back inviting pressure.

If that was genuinely said & aimed at just Black lads, its at best unbelievably naïve & at worst just plain old school racism. "at worst" Yeah, nowt wrong with a bit old school racism in the workplace. , Nah, that's not what I meant. Was it the "just" part that threw you? Maybe I`ll have to brush up on my grammar, I cant be being outed as the boards latent racist Yep, "just". Would make better sense without it now you've explained. Thanks for that, Ive got loads of black mates and that & I`ve only ever read two chapters of "Mein Kampf" Just black mates? No asians?

If that was genuinely said & aimed at just Black lads, its at best unbelievably naïve & at worst just plain old school racism. "at worst" Yeah, nowt wrong with a bit old school racism in the workplace. , Nah, that's not what I meant. Was it the "just" part that threw you? Maybe I`ll have to brush up on my grammar, I cant be being outed as the boards latent racist Yep, "just". Would make better sense without it now you've explained.