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Can we apply for an extension too? Like a 4 month one?

On the plus side, I've got pretty much guaranteed hull tickets every week through work. I'll just go along and convince him to come back in January.

From about 5 hours ago.

Selling cabaye.

Well fuck it, let's get waddle, gascoigne and Beardsley back then.

He's not, man. He's a nice bloke and I've met him a few times. Just annoying he's on Team Ashley, not that we hear too much from him. Not first hand anyway. I've met him too. He's a dick.

Why are people comparing the two? Ben arfa is the best we have now, in a completely different era. Beardsley, fantastic player that he was, is on Ashley's payroll now and is doing nothing about changing things.

I've just explained what I meant man. I didn't say he was as good overall. Yeah I get exactly what you mean. Even in terms of talent and the things he can pull off he isn't as good. We'll agree to disagree. Let's get back to the matter at hand. Pardew - Dog Nonce Charnley - Gregg Wallace megacunt Ashley - Fat slug In terms of the heights they reached in preposterousness, there's no way Beardsley scores either the Bolton or Blackburn goals. Whereas HBA definitely scores the Spurs, Villa, Palace, QPR goals. I genuinely think it's down to consistency and the environment they're in because I think they're both on the same level in terms of talent and the things that they're capable of. Is this the Bolton goal where he ran in a straight line and all the Bolton players ran away from him What about beardsleys goal against Brighton last game of season in 83 or the hatrick against the mackems or the goals against Carlisle and Man City in 83 The goal at WHL second time around or the goal at boundary park Ben Arfa doesn't even have a 1/4 of Pedro's ability or vision or dedication or work rate. People on here need to get a grip he's got ability but he's a selfish ball greedy fucker who isn't interested unless he's got the ball No offence, but for tonight anyway, stfu.

The club is dead. There's no chance that in our life time we're gonna be challenging for anything. Time for FC United of Newcastle?

I'm only 25 minutes from their ground. Worth me popping along or will he be going somewhere else for talks?

1-1, we'll concede in the 81st minute and score in the 83rd.

How exactly are we worse than last season? I didn't know it would be possible.

We'll lose 3-0, can't see anything else (well maybe 4 or 5).

It's happening. Can feel it.

Maradona was fat tbf. Mind, pardew wouldn't play him either.

Ings is the one I was told we were getting.

We will.

Idiots tbh.

Meh x 10

not so weird when your ITK record is probably only second to mine, in terms of shitness. I got SDJ right tbf ;-) (and Alan Smith) didnt realise you called SDJ. Apologies if thats the case! Don't get me wrong, I'm wrong 99 times out of 100 EDIT: yeah that makes no sense.

not so weird when your ITK record is probably only second to mine, in terms of shitness. I got SDJ right tbf ;-) (and Alan Smith)

Weird. I heard a striker was coming, not Cabella. Oh well, guess this is Cabaye's replacement. Positive if true.

Ooh, a midfielder who is also a fullback. Fret.

The lad's been sold an utter lie, not his fault tbh. He's not the first and won't be the last player to fall for the spin and bullshit. Far too trusting but he'll soon have his eyes opened, the poor cunt. He's here for the wages, and the chance to move to Liverpool in two years.