Shearergol

Speaking of Luque... http://en-gb.facebook.com/pages/Albert-Luque/16109972595

Always does, he generally plays better when we're winning but as soon as he required to put a shift in and help the team out he turns to shite. Still more use than N'Zogbia was. Meh.

I actually thought Duff looked ok until they scored their second. He gave up at that point.

I have about 310 real friends on Facebook, I feel I can have 20 models, 17 footballers and some random quasi-celebrites on my Facebook as well thank you very much. As if you even know 310 real people

I was about to start one for the Portsmouth Game. Too early maybe?

He's a machine, that's why. Shame one of my favourite players in the world went to the team I hate the most i donrt really like Liverpool, but i fail to see how anyone can hate them more than sunderland. Well I'm not from Newcastle, so don't really give a shit about Sunderland apart from when we play them.

Do any of you have real friends? I've got 4 footballers on my facebook, and they're actually my real friends too

He's not very good on the wing though, never was.

He's a machine, that's why. Shame one of my favourite players in the world went to the team I hate the most

Of Chelsea you mean? I'd love to see Villa win it this year.

Like sweet, sweet music I'd rather he got a hat-trick and a score of 10. Each to their own I guess. He was pretty shite today like.

How many games has he actually played though?

Great shot at the end there from Xisco

Are we playing 6 at the back now?

Oh good, we've given up playing.

More great defending.

The title has been like that before today. I thought it was "hasn't been sacked yet"? Even so, it's still in poor taste.

Isn't the title in a little poor taste? Can you just take the "yet" off?

Shola is the slowest player i the world to get his shots off.

If we take Butt off now we're safe. Worst player in the league.

Get in

Shit keeper tbh

Wullie?

I'm 16 short of having been to them all. Working on it though impressive. i just cant see why anyone from newcastle would want to travel to somewhere like exeter city or aldershot town or wherever. must have taken quite some doing! I'm not from Newcastle.

It's got a home win written all over this. I can't see any other result.