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Walcott no thanks, jog on. Oh come on! Better than anyone we have at the club. I hear it's Danny Graham we're chasing btw.

Not happening. And he can't run these days.

I personally think that this is much worse news that Carroll actually leaving. If I had to name one player I hate, it's Peter Crouch.

Bet he did.

It would be madness NOT to sign a striker now. Ameobi, Best and Lovenshite up front all season? Have you seen the table man?

Get him up front.

Bothroyd? Kris Boyd? Saw that Gol who is quite reliable on stuff like this mentioned us signing someone from Bristol Rovers earlier on. It was a joke!!

Some people have been desperate for us to say Carroll purely so they can use it as an example of us selling our best players.

If we sign Peter Crouch I'm deleting my account on here and never coming back.

Still time to bring in a youngster on loan. (/from Bristol Rovers)

Not the greatest transfer window so far for us, but I'm pretty sure we've seen worse

At least if he has gone it's for decent money. Should be able to sign a couple of league one strikers now.

Anelka? Is that not what Liverpool are getting for Torres?

Tell Liverpool we want £40m + Anelka. Easy.

Obsessed tbh. Give it a rest :-D

And probably Ronaldo.

Pardon? Done deal.

That, quite frankly, is a lie. You're missing Carroll and Ben Arfa from you're best XI through injury. We have almost an entire team missing. That's not the point though. The point is that £30m for someone who has had six good months in the PL is absolutely outrageous - I take the point that Ashley may not re-invest it all but still, that's an outrageous figure. David Villa moved for less recently and he probably the best centre-forward in the world. Closer to home, Darren Bent moved for less recently and he has scored more goals than any other PL player over the past half-decade. Apart from Drogba and Lampard? (and that's without even checking). What's that stat about?

When did Greg start playing for Wigan reserves? That looks like a great tackle.

Was it really a straight red? Yellow at most.

£40m + Bale + Modric + VDV

I really shoudn't bite

They probably have the best midfield in the league. If they had a striker better than Peter Crouch they'd be a nightmare. 1-2.

It was only HTT tbf. Fair point. Pinch of salt and all that