Shearergol

Simpson >>>> Perch

Great finish. What an amazing game.

Seeya Titus

I was at the match where he got sent off. Lashed out at the defender (Andy Butler) after losing out on about 20 headers to him.

Aside from Liverpool getting relegated, it would be the greatest premiership day ever seeing Man United self destruct!

Mike! Why don't you buy some fucking players rather than spending your cash on Ginsters, Heineken and roulette? Imagine who he could buy for 200k too!

Man United have promised to spend £200m on new players [/guess work]

In other news, Steven Gerrard has committed himself to Liverpool, and Fabregas has informed the press that one day he'd like to join Barca.

It was simply WI. Women's Institute.

They got 13 points out of 15 in the last 5 games ;-) In fact they only game they lost in the previous 12 was to Chelsea! Hardly missed him! Thinking about it, the game they lost before that run, Rooney played.

The problem being, Rooney hasn't played well for ages now. Man United need to bring in a goalscorer regardless of whether Rooney stays or leaves.

Yeah, he's been amazing this season. How will the cope without him?

I assume you can speak fluent french then? Oh dear. How is France at the minute Nut?

It's a strange table system isn't it. The highest point scorer in total is down near the bottom of the league.

Last season for the Scunny match, I couldn't get on internet or text/phone, so it's nothing new.

Might lead to actually winning something though, so hey. [/long shot]

It would be madness to sign him until we see how he recovers. There's still a small chance he won't play again tbh.

What's the stat for completed passes from Gareth Barry? I'm assuming it's about 3% ?

Spoke to someone at Scunny United today who claims that Leon Best is off there on loan.

68. Steve Wharton & family £40m Scunthorpe Age 66 (Last year £33m, 66th) About time he started putting some of that into Scunthorpe United rather than pissing about with loanees from league one then.

He had a trial with us???

Save Krul lad!

Yeah, it's the lack of clean sheets that's done the damage. Anything around 40 is a good result. Yeah I'm quite happy with 44 points. I got 50 Flying up the league now.

We transferred him to a Valencia board when Kluivert went. Undisclosed fee. http://www.patrick-kluivert.com/forum/index.php?showuser=1