Greg

Cannavaro is shaking his head in disgust right now. So am I.

Yeah I'd rather it that way too. I'll keep him on hold until nearer the time and if a few drop out I'll get him in to fill a spot if he's still interested. Astroturfs ok on 3G? Yes.

Neither, draw please. Why isn't this an option in your poll?

Sit in the Directors box.

Unearthed a gem? You make it sound like they signed some obscure kid and he's come good. He cost £15Million!

Their strikers will not have a chance.

once the pitch is booked? Pitch is booked according to a PM I received from The Gambling Gorilla earlier today.

Bollocks

I'm not happy if there is someone good playing. Not happy at all. I'm getting apprehensive and scared of being s***, someone comfort me please. Be glad the opposition this time won't be randomly bringing someone who was one of the best academy prospects in America, or something along those lines. Either way, he was head and shoulders above anyone. [/swipe] He was only in the College All-Star Team for the Mid-West... (could be in the MLS draft next year, apparently.) He should have scored from my glorious pass, fucker, I wanted an assist.

Nice one, keep the updates coming mate.

This game isn't televised, the game last week was on MUTV.

Not with me in nets, unless we start on -1. You could have Shay Given in net, it would still be a Blue team victory.

Blue team will win, end of.

Keegan played Faye and Taylor together. The reason he left was for refusing to do something under Keegan (travel, train or play, I can't remember). Faye was always going to be the one losing out once Coloccini was brought in thought faye was sold well before colo pitched up no? Both transfers were announced on the same day.

Amazing turn of events or just like last week.

Yep. Duff is a horrendous cheat too. Oba cheats quite a bit. Nolan has committed the worst tackle of any player in the Premiership this season. Guthrie has randomly broken someone's leg. We employ Joey Barton ffs. AND SUDDENLY I CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPITALS WHAT THE HELL? ITS LIKE SHIFT IS STUCK DOWN CANT EVEN PUT A PERIOD AT THE END OF A SENTENCE> ANYWAY< SOME FOLKS MUST NOT WATCH OUR PLAYERS THEY"RE JUST AS BAD>

He is at Man United v Villa sitting next to and talking to Rio Ferdinand.

They have to play that stupid music, stupid rules.

Agreed about Harper needing to lose some weight, said this when he first got the gloves after Given left.

Peter Løvenkrands is in hospital and his condition is described as 'stable'. Shearer said, “Peter got a very, very nasty knock on his back and he was struggling to breathe. We had to put breathing apparatus on him when he got into the dressing room. He went to hospital and they’ve stabilised him and hopefully he will be okay.”

I doubt Lovenkrands will play again this season based on how uncomfy he looked when he got injured, looked like broken ribs He is in hospital and is 'stable'.

Would get raped for pace on the left in my humble. Better than in a centre half position, anyway I think Colo's quicker than Enrique fucking hell, hahahhahahahhaaha no way is Colo quicker than Enrique! Enrique has a strange running technique but once he gets going he's quick, very quick.

We're fucking shit and we don't often play Man United, Arsenal and Chelsea at home in a row.

Kazenga came off the bench for Doncaster, don't know how he did apart from that he got booked.

And Brian Linighan, made one league appearance in the Premier League for Sheffield Wednesday.