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Only players looking decent are Guthrie, Bassong and Enrique.

Half time. Booooooooooooo.

Hah Bassong has more attacking threat than Smith.

Haha the commentators "well if you put in Newcastle's entire first team, they'd probably look a lot better."

was thinking the same about smith That's just stating the obvious though

Is Cacapa actually playing? Haven't seen him do anything.

Majorca are playing slow motion football but still dominating.

Haha Guthrie: "Fucking hell" after a bad pass.

This is painful to watch.

The reserves will be better than this because they'll have played together properly before. This isn't even a reserve team we've put out. Just a collection of shit.

Game over[/Allardyce days]

It's definitely an embarassing team selection.

I'm actually just rofling listening to it. Don't think they mentioned anything even remotely true.

Watching Ameobi and Smith up front is like a gift from heaven... Whilst you're on your way to hell.

His agent is the media.

He's a right talentless, effortless cunt with bad hair.

How come Duff is good again?

We're playing actual football. Haven't seen that for a long time.

Really? Are you sure? check the 24 hours thread. Really? Are you sure? check the 24 hour thread. Really? I can't be bothered. Give me the jizz(t) of it.

Ameobi and Smith say "Hi, we're still clogging up your wage bill lulz." 'Midfielder' Smith's quote still applies . KK's told him to f*** off up front though, remember. So close .

Really? Are you sure? check the 24 hours thread. Really? Are you sure?

This question suddenly looks very dull.

Really? Are you sure?

Ameobi and Smith say "Hi, we're still clogging up your wage bill lulz." 'Midfielder' Smith's quote still applies .

Ameobi and Smith say "Hi, we're still clogging up your wage bill lulz."