Skeletor

İ got aids watching this.

Bit of both with a dash of cunty personality.

Even if he isn't a big fan he will be in a year or so.

I hope he'll be the nasty Gordon in this one. The one who constantly gets fouled, feigns injuries, gets their players booked and generally winds them up.

Good stuff

I don't like demanding a win, but please fucking win this. They deserve to be bummed into oblivion.

Should probably just retire. His body can't hack playing football anymore.

Too risky to sell Wilson at this stage in the window. With him and Isak we have two guaranteed goal scorers up front. Anyone else we sign would likely be young and not guaranteed.

Scenes if he comes in on loan on deadline day.

Bruno is a beautiful specimen of a man and any haters are sweaty fat neeks.

He's pure profit to Chelsea whereas other players like Cucurella would actually be a FFP loss when they're already getting buried by FFP after their latest unnecessary spending spree.

A job in the Man Utd PR department awaits them.

How would you rate our transfer window so far? Personally for me - Pros: First transfer window where I've agreed with every signing One elite level player like Tonali, one proven goal scorer/provider in Harvey Barnes, and probably the two most promising young English fullbacks on both flanks. Money quite wisely spent given constraints Squad now has major depth Cons: RW and CB not addressed in any capacity For me I'd say 9/10 window. I've every faith CB and RW will get addressed next summer and we are not as weak in those areas as the ones we've strengthened this summer.

Imagine Eddie standing on the touch line as he's making a double change bringing Richie and Hall on.

FFS just leave, cunt.

Transfer lust and a bad result on Saturday probably.

Will be interesting now that he's worth nothing though.

Well I'm glad he realised he was a cunt and owed us more than he gave us. Bit late though.

It's Liverpool. The outcome will be "Overturned with sincere apologies, masters *kisses feet*"

Can't see that we can afford anyone due to FFP.

Scouse-edia coming out in full force.

Might be the worst one yet with him being a Newcastle fan growing up.

Boehly is doing a wonderful job at Chelsea. Truly god's work.