Skeletor

So sick of losing this fixture and the loss being so predictable. But we're going in the right direction and in a few years hopefully we can actually turn them over. Don't know how Spurs do it every season whilst being so shit.

Plenty of time for Spurs to disappear.

Man Utd handling the Antony situation

Bye Felicia.

Bruno to Paqueta

Happy birthday

STR88888 LIKE A BANANA.

No buy back or sell on clauses please.

I'd rather not be a Ronnie Radford/Graham Fenton so Sunderland every time.

He also stood by Cantona after he kung fu kicked a fan.

Everyone beats Sunderland though

He's no 30 year old nobody from the Bundesliga but hey...

Wasn't he just a GHoeberX for Shearer?

If I was the level his brother was at and it was my only chance to play at SJP, then yeah.

Any other future England stars who are Newcastle fans on the down low?

Livramento, Hall, Murphy, Miley and Anderson. The future is bright for once.

Obafemi Martins 21 or 28? Seydou Doumbia 28 or 68?

Both him and his brother are Newcastle fans because of their dad who is originally from here.

Liverpool fans throwing tantriums about this, therefore I'm happy.