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And there's our token third round defeat to lower league opposition. Threw the game away with the starting line up.

Just fucking leave.

Much rather we went all out for Maddison. We need a player like him to turn those tight games into wins.

When I feel angry about us paying £25m for Wood, I remember Liverpool paid £85m for Nunez

The only thing to be pissed off about from the Leeds match is all the golden chances we had that we didn't take. Longstaff buries his easy chance, we win, no-one cares about any of their shithousery.

Is this a spoof account? Incredible take "Whilst not necessarily illegal to tackle our players and stop them scoring, it's against the spirit of the game".

What's our lowest loss record for a season?

2022/23 Drew 0-0 2021/22 Lost 0-2 2020/21 Lost 0-3 2020/21 Lost 0-2 (FAC) 2019/20 Lost 0-4 2018/19 Lost 0-2 2017/18 Lost 0-1 2015/16 Lost 0-1 2014/15 Lost 1-4 Perez 2013/14 Lost 0-3 2012/13 Lost 3-7 Ba 2, Marveaux 2011/12 Lost 1-2 Ben Arfa

He's Parkdew.

Anyone want to chip in for SaveLampard.com ?

Us against the top 6 this season:

Fucking loved him telling Arteta what was what at the end too. What a guy

Only beaten by Liverpool's referee at Anfield. What a season

I was worried something like this would happen sooner or later. Saudis have shown with their WWE investment that they want big names, even if they're old or been dead for decades. Can very much see him being forced upon the team next season and completely upsetting the harmony and balance we have. It's sus as fuck that he's gone to some crap Saudi team if he hasn't been made some kind of promise.

Hilarious result.

Recent comments by managers of other top clubs recognising us as a force and our rapid rise show that it was never a question of needing hundreds of billions, it was simply Ashley holding us back. We can feel vindicated but of course it will never be recognised in the media.

Mad that I was 22 when Ashley bought the club. I'm now close to death at 37.

Aye don't trust anyone who is too cheap to buy themselves a blue tick.

Pardew was like a third world dictator with his propaganda machine. Honestly felt like we would never be rid of him. Bruce is more fat and gross to look at though and stole a living from us.

Sad his dream move didn't work out...

The performance yes. The result, absolutely not. That level of dominance combined with the chances we created should be a multi-goal win.

It's hard to keep flogging the same dead horse but he's so, so bad it's unreal. How we parted with money for him, relegation threatened or not, is an actual crime that someone should be jailed for.

I mean I thought we played really well, but I don't understand your enthusiasm about the result. The result is not a good thing at all.

I really like him. Awful finishing today though.