Skeletor

Any goal scorers are welcome at this point...

Well he has Trippier. Wood makes no positive change to the team at all and that one is on Howe.

The whole "This squad finished 12th last season" does my head in. We were in a relegation battle all of last season and due to the congestion at the bottom managed to get 12th by winning our last two games. In that time we stood still keeping the same squad whilst everyone else strengthened.

Come back home.

How I feel about our transfer window.

Unfortunately, excuses are the only thing free flowing about this club at the moment.

We've only kept two clean sheets this season (in normal time), and both were when this lad was up front for the other team...

We're the richest club in the world and we're still haggling over transfer fees like Mike Ashley owns us, even though we've won 1 in 22 this season and our only hand is being the richest club in the world. Always has to be something with this club. Start spending the money and secure our fucking future.

10

First game and all but absolutely shocking and not reassuring any of the concerns I had about this signing.

Exactly. We stopped playing football after we scored. We absolutely deserved that.

Hurry the fuck up

Of course

Lascelles playing like he's got money on the draw.

Murphy on Fraser off

This isn't even football we're playing

Kayembe - 21 or 81?

Thank fuck Sissoko still can't finish.

GTFI

Norwich 2-0 Everton

Longstaff man

Gash as fuck lineup

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