Skeletor

I know they will pick up soon, but I would LOVE IT if we beat them they had to spend the next 10 years experiencing what it was like to be us.

Wonder if Eriksen feels like a prick yet?

RW, CM and ST. RW and ST being the highest priorities.

Good result, lucky result. Need to have an active end to the transfer window and transform our shite attacking options.

This game highlighting that not signing any attackers before the window ends is not an option.

We're so ragged.

Obligatory.

If you are gonna dive at least make sure there is some contact

We look nervous.

Ramos and Pulisic (on loan) would be a good end to the window.

The LeBron James of soccer.

Good thing they've signed monitoring specialist Lee Charnley.

Nah Catts for your dad, marra.

Mate he's in the same league as Messi and Ronaldo

Can he play as a wide forward?

I like both of them but Maddison isn't in our self-imposed price range.

Absolutely paid off if they've waited this out for that price drop. Although saying that there will be other predators who will be lurking at that price too.

I hope you're wrong too.

You put Matty's face on Paqueta's body so he keeps all the talent but looks like Matty Longstaff. The Longstaff body with Paqueta's face disappears into League 2 somewhere never to be seen again.