Skeletor

Isn't it still impossible for them to survive due to Southampton playing Swansea?

Incredible.

Darren Moore will reveal himself as the man behind SackPardew all along. "It's me Alan, it's me Alan. It was me all along Alan!" Ian Wright: "Aw son of a bitch!"

The thread title makes it sound like Coleman was sacked and then sold.

Eastleigh FC

"Investors" = no money.

There's little chance of them surviving but it would be the greatest escape of all time if they did. It's kinda like us when we went down. Bring Rafa in even 2 games earlier and we'd have survived. So many clueless owners/chairmen in the Premiership.

Pardew and Carver. 2 for 1 deal.

Someone with hundreds of billions marra. FTM, 9-1, 6 in a row.

Ceewkie gets the beeeeeeeewt.

I hope we keep him as part of the squad. Our other options are Joselu and Gayle who hasn't had a great season. Keep Mitro and buy a new striker. Of course Cashley won't saction buying a striker without cashing in on Mitrovic.

Assuming we sign Dubravka then we need a right back, a left back, another central midfielder, number 10, Kennedy or another winger of a similar ilk, and a reliable striker. Plus some youngsters to pad out the squad depth.

Maybe I've spent too much time on here but it looks weird seeing booed instead of beew'd

One of Swansea or Southampton can't finish above us now.

Are we? I think it's only if Swansea lose today. Then Southampton and Swansea have to play each other and they then can't both get above us.

Did worry this would happen today. The Everton game showed signs that our players are already mentally on holiday. Frustrating if our safety still isn't mathematically confirmed by the end of play today after all the good work done up to the Arsenal game.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/fulham-v-sunderland-ko-7-45pm.1428517/page-78#post-27484486 Lerl

As Martin Tyler once said: "The script is complete."

Long may it continue.

Like a Pardew survivors meeting. However I hope we are motivated because we need to end the season strongly.

It's funny because sometimes I look at some refs and think 'if he wasn't doing this I bet he'd be a dickhead copper' and Madley fits that so perfectly. Likes power and the shine of his own head.

Twat

Don't really know what to think of him. He has had flashes in his cameos but was very underwhelming today. Plus he's not young if we're thinking long term.

The best one though was the kid who torpedo'd into Diame and he just stood there and waved play on.

Yep. Should have been off twice. Bald cunt had money on Everton though.