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I do want Austin but things have changed over the summer. We've seen the system McClaren wants to play and it's with only 1 up front. Our defence is still desperately shit and we have no wide players whilst we have two good players to play the lone striker. With a good owner it would be a bit of a no brainer but we have Ashley and therefore the remaining money should go on the priority positions. £15m at this stage for Austin would not change much since we'd still be leaking goals at an alarming rate.

What?

Forgot about his serious injury actually. Was quite nasty and probably played a part too.

I reckon it was a purple patch. He was instantly pretty rubbish for Bolton. That goal at Highbury though

I have to say the weirdest thing about Sunday was looking at our bench and not seeing a bunch of idiots. The new coaching staff have definitely been a breath of fresh air.

There was also the epic pass back for Anita who skinned two men and set up Remy to score against Chelsea. Followed by his world cup winning celebration afterwards.

Reminds them of this fat twat I bet: http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/80928000/jpg/_80928068_allardyce_bolton.jpg

Almost as if no-one cares about them because they don't provide any entertainment ever.

Me too. Affelay and Shaqiri. Fair play to Stoke but I am jealous as fuck.

This thread over night

MOTD already writing the narrative of him being a thug.

Howay man. McClaren said the same on MOTD.

Such a shite goal.

Love the casual 'We're not doing anything' by half the guys when the cops show up.

Boooo

If not then any one with some kidnapping skills could pop down to the Britannia and bring Shaqiri up here.

'Big Ben'

All true. Weird to have a manager who isn't lying.

Souness: 'Everyone's obsessed with playing like Barcelona these days. Not every one has an Iniesta or a Xavi. You have to mix the game up' Carragher: 'Yeah but Mignolet has kicked every ball long so there hasn't been much of a mix' Souness: '....You've got to mix things up and hit Benteke with those long balls'

Camp reaction by Lallana.

Obviously lost all his Mackem classiness since he became a Mag at work, marra. FTM.

Mate: 'Where you going on holiday Xherds?' Shaqiri: 'Stoke' Mate: 'Oh wow, jealous. I hear it's lovely this time of year!'

Yes but PSG.....Stoke