Skeletor

He just wanted to join the Spurs boycott.

Enjoy your holiday

Nah he had the right DNA.

Think I would be too. Being a talented player at this club must suck balls.

'Same old shit. Same old shit. Same old shit.'

Armstrong for his usual pointless cameo when we're getting bummed.

Joe Allen. We've hit rock bottom.

Williamson channeling his inner Bramble there.

Fuck sake Raylor.

It is actually amazing how little Obertan is even trying.

Sad when Jonas on for Obertan seems exciting.

I don't know who's on the bench but we should just replace the whole right side. Get that kid and whoever on.

Abeid is gonna score. Then Carver will punch him for being that far forward.

LOL

Raylor man. Just pull him off. It won't make a difference.

This is gonna be another Arsenal style 'glorious defeat' isn't it?

Good clearance from Obertan. Didn't even jump. His head just expanded.

What is this penalty thing you speak of?

Were they booing or mooing?

Lee Mason being protected by the fat copper 'Oi you PC Plod. Come be my lick shield'

Bit unfair. Obertan can't do anything about his bad hair.

Be grateful for aids because you could have cancer instead.

Lee Mason probably has a child on a zero hour contract with Sports Direct.

Literally couldn't have been more obvious. Mason doing his best to pretend he didn't see it.

How is that not a penalty?