Skeletor

Just in time. Was getting worried that we weren't going to sell any one this month.

Inter swapping Pirlo for Guglielminpietro or swapping Seedorf for Coco have to be up there.

Ah fuck off

What a creepy moment

Great goalkeeping by Carroll.

Kilbane

Not likely. The reason they have to spend that much money (fees and wages) is because they're an unattractive prospect for players.

If only.

What was it? says edited now O-Nut going on a rant about how people were giving Wise 'undeserved' abuse.

Is that shit real?? (Not Burns) The hair is as real as he is talented.

His comeuppance better be huge.

Hopefully Pardcunt has got winning out of his system and they'll now endure a classic record breaking losing run.

They missed 'cunt' out of that chant.

The goal that stopped it being four home derby defeats in a row.

What was all this terrifying shit about McClaren?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/how-many-90s-premier-league-stars-can-you-name?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.skbmgKB1g

The most concerning part was what he said about Pardew and how when they believe they have the right man they support him.

Jesus wept. Snails move faster than Charnley does.

Carver, no signings, 10th place finishes + no cup runs ever, going to communicate in morse code.

Can't blame him. Imagine rocking up and seeing this coaching team http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/2591487-bebop_rocksteady.jpg

Yeah like the club that set Kieron Dyer, Titus Bramble and Nile Ranger on the straight and narrow.

T'Dave

Well maybe we can turn him. Into a bigger nob.