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Love that Adam Johnson montage. 'He's in a bit of form now...well this goal was a counter attack...and this goal was a gift...*random penalty goal*'

'No word on the vacant managerial position at Newcastle' Sky clearly don't follow the French media.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle/11715743.Newcastle_start_formal_talks_with_Garde_as_Carver_admits_current_situation_cannot__drag_on_/?ref=rss If true

Pardew generally likes to do it slowly and painfully, sucking the life out of the club.

I want them to burn Yeah. I might have felt sorry for them at first but the way they've welcomed him with open arms and tried to re-write OUR history I can't wait for him to destroy them.

Surreal hearing Palace fans on Soccer AM chanting 'Super Alan Pardew'. Can't decide if I'm happy or disgusted.

Agreed. It's the best thing for Ashley's regime. Can imagine he's looked at all that juicy profit Southampton made in the summer with envy.

Might be discriminating against mentally disabled people that.

'Hi Remi, I'm Cwarr07 from the internet' 'Quoi?' 'Selfieeeeeee' '...'

Now that Krul is back I'll go with a standard 2 or 3 goal defeat.

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/78/78f23750ace80c7af726bc4917eb2c7a37e5bc10b891d25712828b060c3118c4.jpg

Stig Inge Bjornbye.

Sake. True though. It's not like. Blaming the fans for the past shite is unfair. Fans who abused protesters? Nah not unfair at all People who abused protesters fair enough, but I think people who had a different opinion on Pardew are entitled. They deserve what they wanted: Pardew. They weren't part of the solution, they were part of the problem (often actively stymieing the efforts of those who did try to oppose Pardew). I just can't see why they ought to benefit from the spoils of his removal. Well I don't want to go into it too much, fairly pointless now. I just think saying people who had a different opinion on a manager don't deserve a decent one in future if a bit much. There's opinions and there's plain retarded. When you are presented with endless stats about how bad Pardew is and your response is 'Nah he's doing a good job. Who else could work under Ashley' then you don't deserve any better. Fans who bleat on like we're Wigan or QPR shouldn't be entitled to an opinion.

It's the kind of line up that we usually post as a wank fantasy but under Pardew it was a one night only deal. We wiped the floor with Villa that day. Expectations obviously got too high so we needed some of the shite back in.

Offer Palace a 3 for 2 to deal for Carver, Stone and Woodman.

'Two good teams' yet he only had one good season. Funny that.

A month ago I couldn't have dreamed that we could remove the untouchable fraud and replace him with an actual, real manager.

You trying to put Ashley off him?

we better get this guy. Stick Abeid as the regista, Santon/Janmaat can play attacking full backs, Siem as the Number 10 Nah, Pards for me like.

Well, it would be awful but we'd still likely stay up. He struggled against Burnley and Leicester. I'm genuinely fearing a massacre against Chelsea.

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He'll sign for New York, join us on loan, then that Lalas guy will complain about how it's a slap in the face, we'll offer him back to them, he'll become the virus that destroys the MLS. Mike Ashley then buys the MLS for $1 and plasters it with Sports Direct guff.

Wont change a single thing or anyone's opinion of course. Too late. Sounds insincere now. Literally couldn't be worse timing.

Well it's not BeIn sports or RMC so probably not.

What a shame.